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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 10/28/2005
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton
Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cantpostatwork; cjwolfreadingatwork; gasleak; imissyouthag; inbykeyword; ofst; rwosrocks; tgif
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To: Xenophobic Alien
That is just soooooo wrong.
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posted on
10/28/2005 11:15:47 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Rum and Coke, please!)
To: PaulaB
Hey, it's 5 oclock somewhere...!!
302
posted on
10/28/2005 11:16:05 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: BJClinton; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; ...
Joining the silliness late today but I can already tell this thread needs more Gary!!
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I cooked
Chicken Francese last night and had a "couple" of glasses of wine with it..
This morning my head was pounding.
304
posted on
10/28/2005 11:17:50 AM PDT
by
Xenophobic Alien
(I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.)
To: Maximus of Texas
305
posted on
10/28/2005 11:17:58 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Maximus of Texas
306
posted on
10/28/2005 11:18:22 AM PDT
by
najida
(I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
To: peacebaby
yummmm
307
posted on
10/28/2005 11:18:30 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: dorathexplorer
Good thing that sign didn't have an area code or Pissant would be calling it now.
To: Xenophobic Alien
Heat in cooking removes the alcohol. You needed to drink MORE!!
309
posted on
10/28/2005 11:19:13 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
310
posted on
10/28/2005 11:19:35 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: najida; Maximus of Texas
I think he does it to make you ask "WHY".
311
posted on
10/28/2005 11:20:14 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton
Nope, computer the OFST list is on is blocked off by fire fighters now I've always wondered when the proper authorities would step in.
312
posted on
10/28/2005 11:21:21 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I'm always careful.
But certain vocal tones seem to hypnotize me.
I dunno what it is.
313
posted on
10/28/2005 11:21:25 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Maximus of Texas
I agree 100%!
314
posted on
10/28/2005 11:21:28 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
315
posted on
10/28/2005 11:21:41 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: dorathexplorer
That is wrong on several levels, but horribly ironic...
316
posted on
10/28/2005 11:22:34 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Millee; peacebaby; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
The Graveyard
Ingredients:
1 oz Tabasco sauce
1 oz Tequila
Lemon-lime soda
Mixing instructions:
Pour 1 oz of Tobasco Sauce over ice. Add 1 oz. of Tequila and fill glass with lemon-lime soda. Shake or stir and serve.
317
posted on
10/28/2005 11:22:50 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: Darksheare
318
posted on
10/28/2005 11:23:00 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: najida
To: Millee; tuffydoodle
You're going to bring tuffy out with that one.
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