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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 10/28/2005
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton
Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cantpostatwork; cjwolfreadingatwork; gasleak; imissyouthag; inbykeyword; ofst; rwosrocks; tgif
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Hey, keep those lips off my Jack and Coke!! yeah, take your Jack off her lips!
281
posted on
10/28/2005 10:55:45 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa !)
To: acad1228
| You Should Be Elvis for Halloween! |
|
No Way I can be Elvis and wear a short dress and heels at the same time!
282
posted on
10/28/2005 10:56:33 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: PaulaB
Ahhh, right. Was he old-n-fat or young?
283
posted on
10/28/2005 10:57:03 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Caliphate? Let’s Motivate!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Okers.
I'm going to grab my coffee back from where I hid it..
....*siiiip*....
284
posted on
10/28/2005 10:58:28 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: llevrok
285
posted on
10/28/2005 10:59:04 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: Darksheare
You can have your coffee, sweetie, but the Jack and Coke is MINE!!!
286
posted on
10/28/2005 10:59:26 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: llevrok; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Lawyers scare me too.
But if they're cute and have a pleasant voice, I won't be paying attention to what is said, and will comply with everything asked.
I'm such a sucker for a nice voice and a pretty face...
287
posted on
10/28/2005 10:59:57 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Okers.
Extra tall Jack & Coke then.
288
posted on
10/28/2005 11:00:35 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Darksheare
289
posted on
10/28/2005 11:01:40 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: PaulaB
At the damn driver's license bureau all morning. What a waste.
You'll get your package from me this afternoon.
I'm here and need alot of good laughs right now.
290
posted on
10/28/2005 11:01:40 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: Darksheare
"Extra tall Jack & Coke then."It better be for me!!
291
posted on
10/28/2005 11:02:19 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
What should you be for Halloween?DRUNK
292
posted on
10/28/2005 11:02:28 AM PDT
by
Xenophobic Alien
(I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
293
posted on
10/28/2005 11:04:13 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: peacebaby
No Way I can be Elvis and wear a short dress and heels at the same time! I'd pay cash money to see that!
294
posted on
10/28/2005 11:07:51 AM PDT
by
acad1228
(Free The West Memphis Three!!!)
To: emibeth; andie74
Ping for silliness. (see post 27)
295
posted on
10/28/2005 11:08:59 AM PDT
by
John O
(God Save America (Please))
To: acad1228
"No Way I can be Elvis and wear a short dress and heels at the same time!
I'd pay cash money to see that!"
You can stuff that cash in my big belt buckle, dear.
296
posted on
10/28/2005 11:10:07 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
297
posted on
10/28/2005 11:10:17 AM PDT
by
Xenophobic Alien
(I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
AMEN. Do you know how to avoid hangovers?
STAY DRUNK!!!
298
posted on
10/28/2005 11:11:42 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton
299
posted on
10/28/2005 11:12:39 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: peacebaby
Good to see ya...
is the clock going backwards?
I feel like this day is dragging!!!
300
posted on
10/28/2005 11:14:08 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
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