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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: NicknamedBob
woefully underweaponed

um... er... ah... you, ah... you haven't looked through the sub-level >cough< "storage" areas lately...

781 posted on 11/04/2005 6:35:29 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Hmmm. I don't know. It lacks something...


782 posted on 11/04/2005 6:36:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: King Prout
I'm groovin' t'this...
U.T.S. STUNEBRINGER
784 posted on 11/04/2005 6:37:20 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Dead Corpse

You too?

I suppose Dead Corpse has his own "supplies," also.


785 posted on 11/04/2005 6:37:52 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: King Prout; NicknamedBob

And, the kids will be coming along. They're weapons in and of themselves...


786 posted on 11/04/2005 6:37:56 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

what it lacks is your proper appreciation of the phantasmagoria of Michael Moorcock, peon!


787 posted on 11/04/2005 6:38:28 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Stingy Dog

Too much like a Bed & Breakfast.


788 posted on 11/04/2005 6:38:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: NicknamedBob

well, let's just say that my desire for instant delivery of Pizza didn't pan out, but some of the prototypes have been successfully (and horrifically) weaponized.


790 posted on 11/04/2005 6:40:00 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
Proper appreciation aside, only we, and those who've experienced stuning, know what a "stune" is. We will receive quizzical looks. That just won't do.

We need to be immediately impressive. UTS Fortress. Ain't no mistakin' that!

792 posted on 11/04/2005 6:41:02 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Stingy Dog; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland
U.T.S. STUNEHENGE
793 posted on 11/04/2005 6:41:38 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Stingy Dog

But then all of the riff raff will assume that their presence is wanted and appreciated, or worse, deserved.


794 posted on 11/04/2005 6:42:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

all FReepers know stune, n00b


795 posted on 11/04/2005 6:42:40 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I can definitely endorse U.T.S. Stunehenge!


796 posted on 11/04/2005 6:43:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: King Prout

Yeah, but the denizens of outerspace don't, doofus.


798 posted on 11/04/2005 6:43:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Stingy Dog; Alice au Wonderland; King Prout

"Spinnaker" has a lot of the elements I like.

You know, this structure has close to six hundred individual craft connected together. We could be naming things for a long time.


799 posted on 11/04/2005 6:44:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Stingy Dog

the Little Al-e-Inn?


800 posted on 11/04/2005 6:44:23 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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