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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Stingy Dog

'mornin.
I'll be stopping by, in and out, as I work.

doing well?


3,081 posted on 11/09/2005 5:18:44 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Stingy Dog

monthly billing.
it is a long task.


3,083 posted on 11/09/2005 6:29:58 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

sitrep: this is the first day in four or five months that my systems have all been running smoothly in the green.

I had forgotten what "well" felt like.


3,084 posted on 11/09/2005 7:32:52 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Glad to hear you're finally well.
When are you going to automate that horrid billing task? The effort to implement, while considerable, would save you many more hours down the line...


3,085 posted on 11/09/2005 7:42:19 AM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: King Prout
Good morning, my brother.

KODT has mail call.

Haiku # 7:

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

3,086 posted on 11/09/2005 8:18:17 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Monkey Face; All

Helloooooo?!


3,087 posted on 11/09/2005 8:59:49 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I am not here.

I am over there.


3,088 posted on 11/09/2005 9:01:23 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
I loathe subjective relational positioning coordinates.

Latitude and longitude, please. ;0)

3,089 posted on 11/09/2005 9:05:01 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Umm.. roughly 41 degrees North and 74 degrees West?


3,090 posted on 11/09/2005 9:10:54 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Lyme test is negative.
MRI results will be back tomorrow.
I was referred to a rheumetologist.
*sigh*

Egads..


3,091 posted on 11/09/2005 9:11:58 AM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

I found you. You are mine, now! Hehehe.


3,092 posted on 11/09/2005 9:19:18 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Darksheare

We've just scheduled our oldest for surgery in December. Oh joy, oh rapture.


3,093 posted on 11/09/2005 9:20:26 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: King Prout

That's good to know! Keep it up!


3,094 posted on 11/09/2005 9:26:37 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi, 'Face!


3,095 posted on 11/09/2005 9:27:31 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hi, Alice!


3,096 posted on 11/09/2005 9:27:48 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

How are things with you today?


3,097 posted on 11/09/2005 9:29:24 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face
Pretty good, all things considered.

I'm riding herd on my critters and no one has sustained a life altering injury yet.

We just scheduled the surgery for mid-Dec. It looks like that will work out well with the breaks in Swimming and Ballet.

Of course, he's worried, so I'm dealing with that, too.

My list of things to do keeps expanding and contracting as things are accomplished or added on.

All in all, it's a pretty average day. Even the weather is average. *sigh*

3,098 posted on 11/09/2005 9:34:33 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'm here. Just in a lot of heated discussions today. People are not happy about some of the votes from last night.


3,099 posted on 11/09/2005 9:36:14 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

FRmail those folks I told you about last night and they can help with the fear-thing, I'm sure.

Our weather here is not really typical for Tucson, but I'm enjoying it.


3,100 posted on 11/09/2005 9:37:25 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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