**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

unnngh.. ^ | 10/14/2005 | us

[BJClinton]

When did I get so old? I mean really, party 'til sunrise was a way of life. Last night we had a little batchelor party for one of the last of my high-school friends to get married. Let's just say this hurts. I'm going to go get some aspirin, water and try to find that phone that just won't stop ringing. Meanwhile, let the silliness commence.

[Izzy Dunne]

Nuns? Shy about beer? Nahhh.....

[appalachian_dweller]

Check out this thread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1502037/posts

Zarqawi: "I Hate My Boss" (Via Iowahawk)

[NorseWood]

I would assume that the casket has a lifetime warranty

[day10]

Depends on casket material type, etc., etc. :-)

[BenLurkin]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1502037/posts

[LostinAZ71]

You are Lord of the Looters. You hold the magic
ring to looting. Everyone is after you to find
out the secret to your magic loot. You are
chosen to save the world with your loot. Can
you do it without your precious loot getting in
the way?

Which Movie Looter Guy Are You?
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[day10]

Slim - I dug this up for you:

[NixonsAngryGhost]

Harriet Miers Blog..................http://harrietmiers.blogspot.com/

[BenLurkin]

[najida]

LOL!

You want to know that is the funniest part of this joke?

That it was posted on another forum and one very naive poster thought it was serious.

[LostinAZ71]

You are Deb and you could drink whole milk if you
wanted.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[najida]

Someone hit the abuse button over THAT?

You're kidding me.

[LostinAZ71]

[fredhead]

You are the Matrix ReLooted. You're trapped in a
web of looting fools. You have looted a virus
that is taking over your life. You may have
lost control because looting is all you know
now. Can you over come the looting virus?

Which Movie Looter Guy Are You?
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[BenLurkin]

Man Arrested After Operating On Bird Sedated With Vodka


(10/13/05 - TORRANCE, CA) - A man found operating on a pigeon that he sedated with vodka was later arrested after animal control officers raided his house and discovered about 300 living and dead birds inside.

"There's droppings everywhere," Patrick Wren, the head of Torrance's animal control department, said Wednesday. "I'm wearing a mask. That says it all."
About 120 dead pigeons filled bags and boxes alongside Gerard Redmond Enright Jr.'s home, officials said. Other birds in pet carriers throughout the house were euthanized because they were sick or malnourished, Wren said.

County health officials declared the home unfit for humans.

Enright, 61, who was arrested for investigation of animal abuse, denied mistreating the birds. He said he had devoted his life to saving them.

"I'm literally in shock," said Enright, who often walks with his pigeon, Twister, to a local Starbucks.

Police said animal control officers went to Enright's home in a Los Angeles suburb after getting complaints from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Enright acknowledged operating to remove a large tumor from the bird, saying he watched his own veterinarian perform such a procedure. He said he gave the bird a shot of vodka before operating.

[LostinAZ71]

Poor Planning?

[fredhead]

I've been wanting to do that for years!!!!

Now depth charges for the Snorks!!!

[LostinAZ71]

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes.

Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodeaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodeaux noticed a baseball cap floating near the house

Then she saw it float far out into the front yard then float back to the house.

It kept floating away from the house then back towards the house. Her curiosity got the best of her so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, Do you see dat dere baseball cap a floatin' away from the house, den back again?"

Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yeah, dass my husban', I tole dat jackass he gonna cut the grass today, come hell or high water.