**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

FR ^ | 10/07/2005 | It's spelled Arthur

[BJClinton]

Is it Friday already? Aaagh, I still have stuff to do that was due on Wednesday. Can't complain though, Fall has officially arrived in Central TX. It was over 100 just a few days ago and now it's in the 50s. Oh yeah, and there's a couple little football game up in Dallas this weekend. So cut loose and get silly, but not *too* silly.

This is new to me so I just had to post it:




The Truth About Black Helicoptors

[TXBSAFH]

You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering)

You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas.
Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

[day10]

You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering)

You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas.
Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

[fredhead]

Check out Jen's new love!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Do you miss photography?

[PaulaB]

Happy Friday everyone!!!

Its Friday
Its raining
Its cold
I have Rush (the band) playing in the background
and I live in Texas...its a great day!! ;)
Good to see everyone

[peacebaby]

(You Got Me Doin') THE WILD THING - Bobby Perkins, (I think)

[Millee]

You have so much alcohol in your system that your cabbie has to be HazMat certified.
You install shag carpet because it’s easier to hang on to. Embalming fluid would be an improvement.
Your last Breathalyzer reading was “No Effing Way.”
Distilleries fight over the billboard nearest to your place of residence.
Your friends often substitute “Good night” with “Hey, you can’t sleep here.”
When you donate blood they store it in oak barrels.
Your name is police code for Public Intoxication.
You’re fairly sure a letter to Dear Abby signed “Want To Leave the Bum, But Can’t” was written by your liver.
Your favorite drinking game is Do A Shot Every Time You Do A Shot.
Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack and a pizza.
TV beer ads have started addressing you by name.
You brush your teeth with bourbon. It hasn’t helped cut down on cavities, but who cares?
You know heavy drinking makes you smarter because you can never remember doing anything stupid while blacked out.
You have a split personality—every time you meet someone with booze you want to split it with them.
You were so drunk at the office Xmas party that you kissed your own wife.
You become sexually aroused by the tapping of a keg.
You know you can use Jagermeister as cough syrup. And visa versa.
You spill so much booze at home your dog slurs his barks.
Your credit history is composed entirely of bar tabs.
You’re always shaking hands, even when there’s no one else around.
Whenever you bend your elbow your mouth snaps open.
When your boss asks you to work overtime you demand time and a fifth.
Your favorite bar is four blocks away — six blocks coming back.
The Red Cross uses your blood to sterilize their instruments.
You’re half scotch, and your ancestors aren’t from Scotland.
You know how to handle your liquor — with both hands.
You can tell what bar you’re in by the bottoms of their tables.
A liter of scotch isn't enough to invite a friend over for a drink.
You know most the of people in a bar and can’t remember one of their names.
Anyone who kisses you must legally wait half an hour to drive.
You’ve filed assault charges against a coffee table.
When you’re out in the street, you are literally “out” in the street.
You think of drinking beer as “sobering up,”
You can say “Whiskey, please” in 34 languages, but can’t understand “Last call” in English.
You know better than going near an open flame while you’re bleeding.
Your bed looks a helluva lot like a park bench, and your bedroom looks a helluva lot like a park.
You’ve been cut off during communion.
You wonder why they call it Southern Comfort when they know damn well there is nothing comfortable about being handcuffed in the back of a squad car.
Growing-up means buying better booze, getting older means getting used to the cheap stuff again.
Your bartender never has to ask, “Do you want another?”
You're favorite method of dieting is the “Slim Jim”: Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.
You fell down two flights of stairs and didn’t spill a drop.
When you wake up hungover you’re afraid you’ll die. Half an hour later you’re afraid you’ll live.
You wonder why people need friends when you can just sit in a room and drink all day.

[MoJo2001]

Official Silliness Thread!
Playing in MoJo's IPod!

Some of this music is offensive to children! So? Be careful!

If you like Grouchy Media and the videos they create for our Troops, you'll recognize the first song.
This song isn't for the faint of heart, but it does get the blood pumping especially when you
remember the video they created for our Troops with this song.

Dope - Die M F Die

Opihi Man - Ka'au Crater Boys (Polynesian music, but very laid back!)

Sudden Rush - Polynesian Party

Megadeth - Symphony Of Destruction (Okay! Probably lame, but MoJo loves this song!)

Jack Johnson - Banana Pancakes

Flogging Molly - The Kilburn High Road
*MoJo loves loud and obnoxious people. Hehe!

Kings Of Leon - Molly's Chambers

Just some songs jamming from the IPod!

[EX52D]

Good Morning! Send some of that rain my way! :)

[scott7278]

Oh my goodness, that is too cute!!!

[Maximus of Texas]

Howdy, Ma'am

I love this weather, too! Could use more of the wet stuff but at this point, I ain't going to complain.

(I have 102.9 in the background. Yeah, I know, a bit gay but at least it keeps me up to date with what the kiddos are listening to)

[peacebaby]

yes, am trying to get back into it - but mainly painting. I'm painting again. It feels so good. Painted a fly-fisherman with sunlight hitting the fishing line. It was good.

[StarCMC]

ROFL!!!

[BenLurkin]

100!

101?

[Millee]

And a Big Colorado Hello to you too dearie!! Going crazy today!! Lot's of work to do cuz I'm going on vacation next week! YEA!!!!

HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY!! :-)

[Steelerfan]

Scary when they get them right. Plus, given what most people think of the profession, I am always afraid when it says something law related that means I entered some wrong answers.

[HiJinx]

Mmmm...that sounds good!

What time's breakfast?

Can we invite EVERYONE to MoJo's house for banana pancakes?

[LongElegantLegs]

There's a tavern down the street called Baker Street Pub...Their sign says

Oct 31

-FREE BOOS-

-LIVE NUDE GHOULS-

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I have absolutely no artistic talent like that. I can barely draw stick people.

My talent is singing.