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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 10/07/2005
| It's spelled Arthur
Posted on 10/07/2005 5:53:14 AM PDT by BJClinton
Is it Friday already? Aaagh, I still have stuff to do that was due on Wednesday. Can't complain though, Fall has officially arrived in Central TX. It was over 100 just a few days ago and now it's in the 50s. Oh yeah, and there's a couple little football game up in Dallas this weekend. So cut loose and get silly, but not *too* silly.
This is new to me so I just had to post it:


The Truth About Black Helicoptors
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: golonghorns; ofst; tgif
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To: Leapfrog
You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering) |
You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas. Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug. |
141
posted on
10/07/2005 7:38:41 AM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Suggested New GOP Slogan: "The GOP: Who else you gonna vote for?"))
To: Leapfrog
You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering) |
You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas. Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug. |
142
posted on
10/07/2005 7:39:53 AM PDT
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: TXBSAFH
Check out Jen's new love!!!
143
posted on
10/07/2005 7:42:43 AM PDT
by
fredhead
( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
To: peacebaby
144
posted on
10/07/2005 7:45:03 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: EX52D; peacebaby; Millee; Maximus of Texas
Happy Friday everyone!!!
Its Friday
Its raining
Its cold
I have Rush (the band) playing in the background
and I live in Texas...its a great day!! ;)
Good to see everyone
145
posted on
10/07/2005 7:45:13 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: Fierce Allegiance
(You Got Me Doin') THE WILD THING - Bobby Perkins, (I think)
146
posted on
10/07/2005 7:46:20 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: fredhead
You have so much alcohol in your system that your cabbie has to be HazMat certified.
You install shag carpet because its easier to hang on to. Embalming fluid would be an improvement.
Your last Breathalyzer reading was No Effing Way.
Distilleries fight over the billboard nearest to your place of residence.
Your friends often substitute Good night with Hey, you cant sleep here.
When you donate blood they store it in oak barrels.
Your name is police code for Public Intoxication.
Youre fairly sure a letter to Dear Abby signed Want To Leave the Bum, But Cant was written by your liver.
Your favorite drinking game is Do A Shot Every Time You Do A Shot.
Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack and a pizza.
TV beer ads have started addressing you by name.
You brush your teeth with bourbon. It hasnt helped cut down on cavities, but who cares?
You know heavy drinking makes you smarter because you can never remember doing anything stupid while blacked out.
You have a split personalityevery time you meet someone with booze you want to split it with them.
You were so drunk at the office Xmas party that you kissed your own wife.
You become sexually aroused by the tapping of a keg.
You know you can use Jagermeister as cough syrup. And visa versa.
You spill so much booze at home your dog slurs his barks.
Your credit history is composed entirely of bar tabs.
Youre always shaking hands, even when theres no one else around.
Whenever you bend your elbow your mouth snaps open.
When your boss asks you to work overtime you demand time and a fifth.
Your favorite bar is four blocks away six blocks coming back.
The Red Cross uses your blood to sterilize their instruments.
Youre half scotch, and your ancestors arent from Scotland.
You know how to handle your liquor with both hands.
You can tell what bar youre in by the bottoms of their tables.
A liter of scotch isn't enough to invite a friend over for a drink.
You know most the of people in a bar and cant remember one of their names.
Anyone who kisses you must legally wait half an hour to drive.
Youve filed assault charges against a coffee table.
When youre out in the street, you are literally out in the street.
You think of drinking beer as sobering up,
You can say Whiskey, please in 34 languages, but cant understand Last call in English.
You know better than going near an open flame while youre bleeding.
Your bed looks a helluva lot like a park bench, and your bedroom looks a helluva lot like a park.
Youve been cut off during communion.
You wonder why they call it Southern Comfort when they know damn well there is nothing comfortable about being handcuffed in the back of a squad car.
Growing-up means buying better booze, getting older means getting used to the cheap stuff again.
Your bartender never has to ask, Do you want another?
You're favorite method of dieting is the Slim Jim: Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.
You fell down two flights of stairs and didnt spill a drop.
When you wake up hungover youre afraid youll die. Half an hour later youre afraid youll live.
You wonder why people need friends when you can just sit in a room and drink all day.
147
posted on
10/07/2005 7:47:19 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Fierce Allegiance; All
148
posted on
10/07/2005 7:47:44 AM PDT
by
MoJo2001
(www.proudpatriots.org (Support Our Troops)...)
To: PaulaB
Good Morning! Send some of that rain my way! :)
149
posted on
10/07/2005 7:47:54 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Xenophobic Alien
Oh my goodness, that is too cute!!!
150
posted on
10/07/2005 7:48:00 AM PDT
by
scott7278
(We will not fail.)
To: PaulaB
Howdy, Ma'am
I love this weather, too! Could use more of the wet stuff but at this point, I ain't going to complain.
(I have 102.9 in the background. Yeah, I know, a bit gay but at least it keeps me up to date with what the kiddos are listening to)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
yes, am trying to get back into it - but mainly painting. I'm painting again. It feels so good. Painted a fly-fisherman with sunlight hitting the fishing line. It was good.
152
posted on
10/07/2005 7:49:56 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
Comment #153 Removed by Moderator
To: Fierce Allegiance
154
posted on
10/07/2005 7:52:10 AM PDT
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: BJClinton
155
posted on
10/07/2005 7:52:50 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: PaulaB
And a Big Colorado Hello to you too dearie!! Going crazy today!! Lot's of work to do cuz I'm going on vacation next week!
YEA!!!!
HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY!! :-)
156
posted on
10/07/2005 7:52:56 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Scary when they get them right. Plus, given what most people think of the profession, I am always afraid when it says something law related that means I entered some wrong answers.
To: MoJo2001
Mmmm...that sounds good!
What time's breakfast?
Can we invite EVERYONE to MoJo's house for banana pancakes?
158
posted on
10/07/2005 7:54:06 AM PDT
by
HiJinx
(~ Plug the Dike ~ Drain the Swamp ~)
To: Millee
There's a tavern down the street called Baker Street Pub...Their sign says
Oct 31
-FREE BOOS-
-LIVE NUDE GHOULS-
159
posted on
10/07/2005 7:55:34 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(also enjoy the occasional kick of a puppy.)
To: peacebaby
I have absolutely no artistic talent like that. I can barely draw stick people.
My talent is singing.
160
posted on
10/07/2005 7:55:57 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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