Posted on 10/06/2005 5:47:00 AM PDT by Paul Ciniraj
“HELPER HINTS” SUBMITTED BY WIVES (Not listed in any particular order)
1) Be my best friend.
2) I need to know you call my name in your prayers
3) Hold me when I cry
4) Show and tell me that you love me often, and leave no doubt about it in my mind.
5) Show me your approval when I make a decision that is good.
6) Talk to me about what’s important to you and to me.
7) Listen to me and don’t treat me like I am stupid and don’t know anything.
8) I need intimacy, and not just sexually. Anyone can have sex, but it takes a REAL man to be intimate.
9) Make me feel wanted and trusted in the things I can do for you.
10) Don’t try to make me like your mother.
11) Remember that I am your “Help Mate.” I am not someone to be stomped on and just used for your “whims.”
12) Understand that I like to have our family near and want all relationships to be what God intended.
13) Comfort and hold me.
14) Be a one man woman.
15) Take the spiritual lead in giving me (and our children) direction and guidance.
16) Ask me for my help – it is good to be regarded as a helper and useful.
17) Make appropriate adjustments to your lifestyle and preferences as a married / family man.
18) Treat me with love and respect in the company of others.
19) Show appreciation and affirmation.
20) Tell me you love me often, even if you think I should already know this.
21) Show affection for no “reason” at all.
22) Make me feel as though I am still desirable.
23) Be devoted to caring, giving protection, and affirming your love.
24) Encourage me to realize my goals, and don’t put me down for trying something new. Try to understand how I feel and listen to me when I try to tell you something that is important to us or that is hurting us.
The only men who can possibly meet these requirements are gay ones. Women, be careful for what you ask for.
14) Be a one man woman.
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"HONEY GET ME A BEER WHILE YOU ARE UP"..........this is gonna get good!
Helpful hints to wives:
1> sex,
um, that's about it.
"Change what and who you are, but allow me to be my own assertive woman"
"Be close to me, but remember I need my space."
"Remember that modern life is about women's needs and man's responsibilities, and nothing else."
"When I say we need to talk, I'll do the talking, you'll do the apologizing."
I saw this as a joke once.
After the womens part, it had the mans list.
1) get naked
2) bring me a beer
The man's was a little shorter! :-)
Correction from Brother Miller:
Be a one woman man (not a one man woman as mistyped.)
Wasn't this originally written by Marlo Thomas, while she still held Donahue's severed sack?
Shaddap and get me a beer, woman.
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Um...I think that's it.
Man, I do feel gay after reading that. Why does every woman want Alan Alda for a husband?
Go read Wild at Heart. Excellent book for both men and women.
Psst....Over here
I would settle for clean, employed and loyal.....lol
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