The traditional name for this martial art is:
" Fork-Yu" 
Posted on 09/27/2005 12:27:21 PM PDT by BenLurkin
Green Bay, Wis., man is charged with killing his neighbor with a fork, according to police.
Investigators said Gordon Senecal was taking care of Todd Charles' 15-year-old pit bull over the weekend when an argument broke out between the two men.
The men began fighting at Charles' home and Senecal was stabbed with a large serving fork, police said.
Senecal was taken to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
Charles is expected in court Monday for his first appearance.
#include <unistd.h>
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Background checks will conducted of kindergartens to see if concealed fork carriers ever poked thier classmates at recess with any forks.
It will also be federally mandated that anyone with a felony record cannot own forks and sporks of any type.
Just sounds like rough gay forkplay.
It has been deemed necessary that only licensed chefs can handle and/or carry kitchen knives, including butter knives and cooking scissors.
He's a forkin idiot.
OMG! Does anyone know how to clean coffee out of a laptop?
Very Punny......
Fork registrations now commence!
What, no mention of the often overlooked SPORK? Now, THAT'S a utensil!
Yes, chefs will now be required to keep a current up to date FFL-Federal Fork License and forms to keep track of forks sold over the counter. But that leaves the fork show loophole open.
The surgeon general has determined that fork using may be hazardous to your health.
Was the victim "done"?
"LA Police officer shoots suspect, says he thought plastic fork was the real thing".......
The traditional name for this martial art is:
" Fork-Yu"
GAKH is best served live.
Good thing they arrested the forker!
He was done, so he put a fork in um.
If an SUV had been involved, the headline would have read, "SUV Kills Man".
"He was quiet, real quiet. Lived here for years, never caused any trouble. He seemed to keep to himself, mostly."
The subsequent search of his home will reveal a large store of arms and ammunition, a copy of the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", and a room full of Nazi WWII paraphrenalia and a ham radio set. People like this always have this stuff laying around.
Just out of curiosity: has anyone noticed that when someone goes berserk and kills a neighbor or co-worker that the photo the press shows is always fuzzy and out of focus?
Perhaps we should photograph every Muslim in the country. If it turns out fuzzy we'll put them away before they do any harm.
I'm calling my congress-critter tight now!
"He was quiet, real quiet. Lived here for years, never caused any trouble. He seemed to keep to himself, mostly."
The subsequent search of his home will reveal a large store of arms and ammunition, a copy of the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", and a room full of Nazi WWII paraphrenalia and a ham radio set. People like this always have this stuff laying around.
Just out of curiosity: has anyone noticed that when someone goes berserk and kills a neighbor or co-worker that the photo the press shows is always fuzzy and out of focus?
Perhaps we should photograph every Muslim in the country. If it turns out fuzzy we'll put them away before they do any harm.
I'm calling my congress-critter right now!
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