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Caption This (Clinton in Parade Magazine)
Parade Magazine ^ | 9/25/05 | Bill Clinton

Posted on 09/25/2005 9:53:55 AM PDT by P.O.E.



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: caption; clinton; heartattack; movedtochat; parade; politicalhumor; x42
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We must act now (Clinton on childhood obesity)

A serious topic, no doubt. However, can't help but think the guy who did more damage to kids' psyche (in terms of morality - "you know what" is not sex, lying under oath, etc.) is just doing another legacy repair effort.

My caption "I Was A Teenage Werewolf - aaaaa-ooooooh!"

1 posted on 09/25/2005 9:53:56 AM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: P.O.E.

He was a herpes inflammation waiting to happen.


2 posted on 09/25/2005 9:59:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: P.O.E.

He gave the rest of us enough heart attacks, that's for sure. It does kind of make you wonder, as President wasn't he getting check ups? I know a lot of people said that before, but it does seem strange that his condition was over looked for so long.


3 posted on 09/25/2005 10:01:43 AM PDT by jocon307 (Sorry for my bad attitude)
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To: jocon307

Clinton probably got warnings about this weight and heart all the time and, like many of us, he ignored those warnings.


4 posted on 09/25/2005 10:08:16 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: P.O.E.

He didn't give me a hear attack, but I used to have gas problems that have cleared up since January 20, 2001. Does that count?


5 posted on 09/25/2005 10:09:36 AM PDT by Bernard (The most dangerous religion in the USA is liberals who worship at the altar of big government.)
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To: P.O.E.

Today's Parade Magazine had Bill Clinton on the cover... so you immediately start thinking about him and Hillary...

Then you open up the magazine and what do you see? An ad that says "THIS FALL A WOMAN WILL BECOME PRESIDENT" (for Geena Davis's new TV show)...

This was no accident.


6 posted on 09/25/2005 10:12:54 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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To: P.O.E.
My first reaction was "Has that picture been re-touched?" I mean a lot??

There's just something about this picture that doesn't ring true. You know, sort of like that picture of Hillary on the cover of her book vs. the pictures of her you see on the news.

7 posted on 09/25/2005 10:14:10 AM PDT by yankeedame ("Oh, I can take it but I'd much rather dish it out.")
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To: P.O.E.
"I was a heart attack waiting to happen."

"I should've been a cerebral aneurysm that happened."

8 posted on 09/25/2005 10:20:42 AM PDT by solitas (So what if I support an OS that has fewer flaws than yours? 'Mystic' dual 500 G4's, OSX.4.2)
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To: P.O.E.
I Was a Heart Attack Hard On Waiting to Happen

Fixed it.
9 posted on 09/25/2005 10:26:52 AM PDT by maggief (No 'luffs)
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To: P.O.E.

I saw his fat mug on that section and threw it right on my "screw you Kyoto" burn pile in the yard.


10 posted on 09/25/2005 10:31:08 AM PDT by satchmodog9 (Murder and weather are our only news)
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To: So Cal Rocket

I can't watch college ball or MNF for all those d*mn advertsiements for that show!


11 posted on 09/25/2005 10:39:46 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: P.O.E.; mikrofon; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; PJ-Comix; Paul Atreides
PARODY

I Was A Parody
Waiting To Happen

12 posted on 09/25/2005 12:24:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: P.O.E.; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon

13 posted on 09/25/2005 12:34:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (|\/|4R71|\|_P|-|13RR0)
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To: P.O.E.


I Was A Sexual Assault
Waiting To Happen

14 posted on 09/25/2005 12:34:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: martin_fierro
CHARADE

I Was An Impeachment
Waiting To Happen

15 posted on 09/25/2005 12:45:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I really, *really* dislike him.


16 posted on 09/25/2005 12:54:11 PM PDT by martin_fierro (I love a parody!)
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To: P.O.E.; martin_fierro; mikrofon


. . . . . . . . . . -
. . . . . .He Must Act To Make It Look
. . . . . .Like He's Telling The Truth

17 posted on 09/25/2005 1:34:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: So Cal Rocket

Now that you mention the Hillary connection, maybe he's casting around for a topic as "First Man". Most First Ladies choose something as their issue (Laura Bush & literacy, Lady Bird with "Keep America Beautiful", Hillary with health care, etc.)

Wonder what Bill's issue will be? Let me rephrase that....


18 posted on 09/25/2005 1:59:58 PM PDT by P.O.E. (.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro; P.O.E.
 

 

"I was just parroting what I thought people wanted to hear."

19 posted on 09/25/2005 3:40:23 PM PDT by mikrofon (RAAAK ... Billy wanna crack now)
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To: P.O.E.
Klintoon will never have any issue.

He had mumps as a child.

Leni

20 posted on 09/25/2005 3:43:30 PM PDT by MinuteGal (The Anti-Americans, Anti-Military - "They want to live in the garden but not tend the garden")
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