**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

All Your Base Are Belong to Us! ^ | 09/16/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Sweet! It's Friday. At least, that's what my desktop calender say. Time to crack open an e-Beer, or a real one if you're at home...or have a lenient boss...or you're just going "Office Space" on us. Anyhow, get yer silly on!

[ArGee]

LOL! My boss is gonna walk in any minute.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where as I, on the other hand ...

Oh, wait, that's one of the things my mom said I shouldn't tell people.

Nevermind.

Shalom.

[fredhead]

Make that 12:

"The bilious bastards who wrote those articles for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about fighting a real war than they do about @#$%ing!"
-General George S. Patton Jr.

[The_Victor]

What's a tagloin?

Maybe I don't want to know.

[blackie]

Kooks amok ~ Bump!

[ArGee]

Why is being married better than watching Monday Night Football?



















Yeah, I couldn't think of a reason either.

I'll be sleeping on the couch again tonight I guess.

Shalom.

[P-Chan Penny]

You are a shy, brainy, true, and an extremely nice
person. You may be a little, well, quiet, when
people talk to you, but when you get to know
people, you really open up. You wish you could
just go uo to people and make friends, but with
you it's not that easy. You're problem is,
nobody ever really paid attention to you, you
never really had a true friend. But that is
about to change. Open up a little bit more.
Tell people about YOURSELF instead of listening
to them talk about you. Because you're worth
it, even if you don't think you are. People
love you, because of your rise-to-the-top
attitude, once you show them it. And believe
me, as you learn more each and every day and
grow more, you'll find that that shy
personality personality has disspeared, and
that the strength inside you has finally risen
to the very, very top!

What Kind of Person are You? [beautiful anime pics, and lengthy details, as usual!]
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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You are a shadow warrior! You are stelthy and hide yourself, but can be very
bold when you want to. You have been hurt in
the past and you are determined not to let it
happen again. You are not afraid of anything
(at least that's what people think). color: grey, red lyrics: "And fearlessly you deny, your
involvemant in my demise, but give me you open
hand...BYE!!!!"

Which elemental fantasy creature are you? ~~AWESOME PICS~~
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[fredhead]

[Sax]

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

-Napolean XIV

[fredhead]

Your are dirt.

What do you look like? (WITH GOOD PICS)
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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You got it.

[fredhead]

I always heard it was because women can't drive anything but a man to an early grave. (Just kidding)

[Cowman]

I asked my teacher why people wear black to funerals. My teacher said that black is symbolic of the mourning and sadness at the loss of the person that has died.

Then I asked why the groom at a wedding wears black and she hit me.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I laughed.

[fredhead]

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Your angel is trying to tell you that...you're emo.
Let's face it: you've got some major baggage,
but you can't seem to find a place to put it.
You see life as a big waste of time and see it
as a world of pain as opposed to equal and
opposite pain and happiness. You can't find a
way to let go of your emotions, so sometimes
you turn to self-destructive habits.
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What is your angel trying to tell you?!?!? _-=Great pics=-_
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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

OK, that made me laugh. Thanks