**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

All Your Base Are Belong to Us! ^ | 09/16/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Sweet! It's Friday. At least, that's what my desktop calender say. Time to crack open an e-Beer, or a real one if you're at home...or have a lenient boss...or you're just going "Office Space" on us. Anyhow, get yer silly on!

[tuffydoodle]

[OESY]

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:


11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877


8. "Who the @#$% cares if I'm wrong?
There'll be no one left to judge me."

-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad.
Bush is not like Clinton. I think this is the end."

-- Uday Hussein, 2003

[OESY]

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call 4 Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Your personality is pure good. You're like an
angel, always ready to help those who...well,
need your help. You spend a lot of time
watching over the people of whom you care,
because you love them. Cheery, bright, and open
are just a few of the words that could be used
to describe you. You are the bearer of many
friends and secrets, because people trust you.
Keep up the great work!

What Kind of Person are You? [beautiful anime pics, and lengthy details, as usual!]
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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Hey, that is what the survey said. That is what is underneath.

[Cowman]

Ted Kennedy walks out of a bar ... Aw forget it nobody's gonna believe that.

[Darksheare]

Your personality is the /mysterious/ type. In other
words, you keep your past to yourself, so
you're hard to figure out. You like to be by
yourself, doing nothing in particular, but
merely wondering about your life, in your mind.
People might try to be your friend, but you
back away, shove them away. Your past was hard,
and you don't let people in to help you.
Depressed, lonely, and a little frightened are
some words to describe your feelings. Listen,
king of the shadows, open up. You heard me,
make some friends, and tell them how you feel.
They'll make you feel amazing, of that I'm
sure. You've got amazing talents, and a side to
you that you've yet to explore!

What Kind of Person are You? [beautiful anime pics, and lengthy details, as usual!]
brought to you by Quizilla

[tuffydoodle]

I LOVE CHEECH AND CHONG!!!

[Darksheare]

Silliness?

Punish!!

;-)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Is this silly enough for you.

You look like an old monkey!

What do you look like? (WITH GOOD PICS)
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[The_Victor]

This sort of silliness is the deepest part of my personality.

That might be even more sad....

Cripes! you're infectious too.

Silliness!....

[ArGee]

I need to get a refind from thet tiping school.

Shoalm.

[50firstdates]

I know a FReeper who was bangin' boots with another FReeper during a Presidential Speech and she yelled out "I feel so...oh...AMERICAN!!"

[Darksheare]

Be sure to check out the wav file linked with the image while looking at same image.

[The_Victor]

Strange quiz...

I got the same result

[ArGee]

<singing>

I'm a nut so small and brown
Lying on the cold, cold ground
People walk and step on me
That is why I'm cracked, you see

I'm a nut <clap..clap>
I'm a nut <clap..clap>
I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut <clap..clap>

Shalom.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well you wanted silly. Monkeys are silly.

[blackie]

Have one or two for me. ;)

[Cowman]

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, seeing nothing they want, Then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, seeing nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.