**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

All Your Base Are Belong to Us! ^ | 09/16/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Sweet! It's Friday. At least, that's what my desktop calender say. Time to crack open an e-Beer, or a real one if you're at home...or have a lenient boss...or you're just going "Office Space" on us. Anyhow, get yer silly on!

[JimWforBush]

OMG, that Olsen twin one is funny.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I thought you were 30. LOL, Blonde memory strikes again.

At 35, how long before I go from blonde memory to senile memory?

[JimWforBush]

Have a good weekend FRiend!

[Cowman]

I was thinking more along the lines of

"Mindy, I just made a fully operational time machine out of the apartment washing machine using duct tape, your curling iron, parts from the microwave, and a spoon. But I need some quarters to make the thing work.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

See you later r-q-tek86!!

Enjoy the party, and Good Luck Surviving.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"OMG, that Olsen twin one is funny."

You pervert, you liked it!

[fredhead]

That would make it Mountain Spew

[JimWforBush]

You pervert, you liked it!

It was funny.

[BJClinton]

You have fun with all of that.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

OK, I'll take your word for it, this time.

[fredhead]

I'm a Raider fan, too, since 1970. But the way they've been playing the last couple of seasons, they couldn't beat their -er- themselves.

My Raiders sweatshirt has become my "humility shirt."

[GraniteStateConservative]

You should google old romance comics covers. You could come up with all kinds of things along those lines-- changing the whole meaning of the original image, and making a commentary about men and women.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I still wear my gear. I hate band wagon fans that switch teams all of the time. So, I stay a Rabid Member of the Raider Nation!!

[Cowman]

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.


I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy.

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.


I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

[GraniteStateConservative]

It sure is nice of some women to learn to walk like that.

[fredhead]

Just another Cheech & Chong for your viewing pleasure!!

[GraniteStateConservative]

Week 4 the Raiders (my team)

Wow, the Raiders. With that collection of misfits, it must be hard.