[Cowman]

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.


I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy.

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.


I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."

[ArGee]

I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

Get up, Neil!

Neil, get up!

Shalom.