[ArGee]

I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

Get up, Neil!

Neil, get up!

Shalom.

[Cowman]

There's two fish in a tank.

One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"