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Posted on 09/15/2005 12:14:39 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
My late wife knew most of those rules. She also accepted the ones she was aware of. Great woman.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
Sheryl tried one time to make me sleep on the couch. I politely informed her that I would be in bed, and if she didn’t wish to sleep with me she was welcome to the couch. She stayed on the couch for close to an hour before coming to bed with me. She learned a good lesson.
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:52:42 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: teenyelliott
Sure..if you promise to post my bail...
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:53:24 PM PDT
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
To: RockinRight
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:54:02 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: LurkedLongEnough
what's more important, sex or duct tapeOh, man, duct tape is soooo much more important. WD-40, too. I can fix anything with those.
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:54:45 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
I swear, can you guys EVER admit it when you make a mistake????!!!!!
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:55:03 PM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: MotleyGirl70
here's another one they missed:
I fall asleep right after sex, and snore loudly, because you were wonderful, and you just knocked me out..."
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:55:56 PM PDT
by
ken5050
(Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
That is kinda funny, cause my husband talks way more than I do.
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:56:04 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: ken5050
Oh, I promise. It would be quite worth it!
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:57:09 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: R. Scott
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:58:34 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
1. Don't expect us to Know where and where Not to put capital Letters.
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posted on
09/15/2005 12:58:36 PM PDT
by
shekkian
To: teenyelliott
You're not going to win on this one. Not asking for directions paid off big time. He ended up with an even better discovery by getting lost!
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posted on
09/15/2005 1:00:08 PM PDT
by
nickcarraway
(I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
To: teenyelliott
what's more important, sex or duct tape Sex OR duct tape? I didn't realize we had to choose one or the other.
SD
To: MotleyGirl70
But then you don't see us peeing on the seat.....
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posted on
09/15/2005 1:02:51 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
To: SoothingDave; teenyelliott
They CAN work together....
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posted on
09/15/2005 1:03:21 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
To: Cacique; rmlew; Clemenza; Do not dub me shapka broham
ping
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posted on
09/15/2005 1:04:52 PM PDT
by
Cacique
(quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. I tried the VS route, but he won't even notice me unless I have a sports team logo on my outfit.
To: MotleyGirl70; Tolerance Sucks Rocks
253 pairs of lovely footwear is NOT too many shoes. They fit nicely in my closet and I get lots of compliments on my selection.
In fact, I think I'll hit Payless tonight.....
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posted on
09/15/2005 1:07:33 PM PDT
by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; firebrand
Men ARE NOT mind readers. Why is it that women don't understand this?
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posted on
09/15/2005 1:09:00 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(What's Puzzling You is Just the Nature of My Game)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
AMEN to Rule #1 (If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.)
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posted on
09/15/2005 1:09:05 PM PDT
by
tod1016
To: nickcarraway
You're not going to win on this one. Not asking for directions paid off big time. He ended up with an even better discovery by getting lost! 1. I don't care if I win. I'm a girl, and not competitive.
2. There wasn't really anyone to ask for directions, anyhow. I just thought it was kinda funny that they used Columbus as evidence that guys don't need directions.
3. At the time, Columbus was looking for an easier way to get to India, as they kept getting into trouble "because in those days the Muslim Ottoman Empire of Turkey which ruled the middle east caused lots of problems to European Christian merchants who tried to pass through their land." (Who knew that Muslims could cause trouble? I thought they were only pissed off because of Israel Iraq, but I digress). India had spices, silk, and all sorts of goodies, and America had nothing but angry Natives and wild land. We think that is cool, but I imagine their were a bunch of Nobles in Spain who were highly distressed.
So, your answer is wrong!!!!!! How bout that for irony???? Bwaaaahahahahaha! ; )
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posted on
09/15/2005 1:11:43 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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