To: teenyelliott
what's more important, sex or duct tape Sex OR duct tape? I didn't realize we had to choose one or the other.
SD
To: SoothingDave; teenyelliott
They CAN work together....
34 posted on
09/15/2005 1:03:21 PM PDT by
Hi Heels
(Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
To: SoothingDave
What would you do if you had to choose????
41 posted on
09/15/2005 1:12:42 PM PDT by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: SoothingDave
Sex OR duct tape? I didn't realize we had to choose one or the other. We don't. Have to choose that is.
Besides, all real men know that you only need 2 tools in your tool box - Duct tape and WD40.
If its loose and supposed to be tight, use the duct tape.
If its tight and supposed to be loose, use the WD40.
That's all there is to it!
50 posted on
09/15/2005 1:23:08 PM PDT by
cuz_it_aint_their_money
(Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?)
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