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Posted on 09/15/2005 12:14:39 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: MotleyGirl70

Thank you, thank you. You have no idea how many men I've had arguements with over that collection. "Give me some room in the closet! How many pairs of white sandals can you possible use? I count eight pairs of black heels under the kitchen table and it's only Wednesday". Whine whine whine.


61 posted on 09/15/2005 1:47:18 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: newgeezer

Well, don't let us keep you then.


62 posted on 09/15/2005 1:49:28 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: MotleyGirl70

Fifteen years.

I put this list to the test.


63 posted on 09/15/2005 1:49:43 PM PDT by Skooz ("Political Correctness is the handmaiden of terrorism" - Michelle Malkin)
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To: baker_girl
3."Nothing"
"Nothing" means something

Fine.

Just bring me that beer already.

64 posted on 09/15/2005 1:50:12 PM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
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To: newgeezer
She's got everything delightful

She's got everything I need

Takes the wheel when I'm seeing double

Pays my ticket when I speed...

She come skimming through rays of violet She can wade in a drop of dew

She don't come and I don't follow Waits backstage while I sing to you ...

She can dance a Cajun rhythm

Jump like a Willys in four wheel drive

She's a summer love in the spring, fall and winter

She can make happy any man alive


65 posted on 09/15/2005 1:52:56 PM PDT by lOKKI (You can ignore reality until it bites you in the ass.)
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To: lOKKI

Sugar Magnolia...


66 posted on 09/15/2005 3:06:11 PM PDT by AFreeBird (your mileage may vary)
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To: teenyelliott

"...is why Indians are called Indians."

Pretty racist comment there, Teeny.


:)


67 posted on 09/15/2005 3:54:04 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

You're just defensive cause you're Blue.


68 posted on 09/15/2005 3:59:22 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Rose of Sharn; teenyelliott

Look, we know you're just jealous over the fact that:

1. We can pee wherever we want.
2. We get to be President.
3. Same job, better pay.
4. We don't cry if you don't notice our haircut.
5. We don't try to hide the fact that the average person passes gas 17 times a day,


69 posted on 09/15/2005 3:59:58 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell.)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Yes, but you have that hangey-down thing, and it's gross.

I'm GLAD I'm a woman.

70 posted on 09/15/2005 4:01:43 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

Or as Eliane from Seinfeld would say... "I don't know how you all walk around with those things."


71 posted on 09/15/2005 4:03:37 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell.)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Exackedly.
72 posted on 09/15/2005 4:05:30 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

"I'm GLAD I'm a woman."

I'm guess that was your husband's response right after the honeymoon.


73 posted on 09/15/2005 4:12:19 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell.)
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To: LurkedLongEnough

I thought they were a package deal...


74 posted on 09/15/2005 4:19:55 PM PDT by ChefKeith ( If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking...)
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To: Maximus of Texas

He is not a woman.


75 posted on 09/15/2005 4:21:51 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

Uh, your missed my point.


76 posted on 09/15/2005 4:24:21 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell.)
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To: teenyelliott
I swear, can you guys EVER admit it when you make a mistake????!!!!!

We don't have to. We know that whatever goes wrong is going to be our fault.

77 posted on 09/15/2005 4:26:26 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Maximus of Texas
Uh, you missed my joke.

I KNOW what you meant. But you typed it funnily, so I made fun.

Who peed in your post toasties????

78 posted on 09/15/2005 4:43:52 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: tacticalogic
We know that whatever goes wrong is going to be our fault.

So true, so true. You poor things.

79 posted on 09/15/2005 4:44:34 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

What's so gross about our beer bellies? ;)


80 posted on 09/15/2005 4:45:54 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
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