Posted on 09/15/2005 8:57:45 AM PDT by snick41
I remember when America was still Christian... In school we said morning prayers to God, the God of the Bible, the Ten commandments hung proudly over the classroom wall, there was no crime, poverty, AIDS or open minded liberals and not a trace of liberalism for that matter. Today Those above mentioned are no longer tolerated in favor of tolerating the intolerable. America is a pluralistic nation now. Today we have satanists sacrificing tender virgins on their altars, babies being abducted from their mothers for manufacturing doku drums and every friday at 6:15 in the morning, Italian immagrints perform their blasphamous pinapapetapoch dancing, kindling the vengeful red hot anger of God over our nation. I believe Hurricane Katrina was an act of God punishing us for tolerating such evil! Most evil of all is the threat that Islam posses. No Im not just talking about flying planes into buildings and killing unbelievers, Im not just talking about their intolerance of Christians Jews and Buddhists, Im not even talking about their blowing themselves up either! Im talking about klamaramakhaka. What is klamaramakhaka you say? It is an evil ritual that is performed by Muslims during the month of Ramadan. It is where the word kaka orginiates. The klamaramakhaka is performed in the middle of this holiday to commemorate Mohammed's cousin's room mate's entrance to paradise. They start by taking a red flag and throwing it into outerspace and then running around beating their fists on their nipples chanting, "AAAAAAAAAAAA OH ALLAH! I WERE A ZAMBAZAM GOING TO THE MARKET! PLEASE ALLAH! KILL THOSE WHITE DEVILS PLEASE!" How racist! How ironic too since Zamazam is another word for baal, the God of the Ku Klux Klan and alot of other heathen racist cults. Then they raise three fingers in the air in blasphemy against the trinity and declare the Jesus never even existed. They yell "WE BARE WITNESS THAT JESUS NEVER EXISTED PERIOD! ALLAH AKHBAR!" They then smear feecal matter on their camels and go to a ghetto to kill Jews. This is why God punished America and brought about Katrina, because of klamaramakhaka. We need to witness to Muslims and COnvert them. If they at least become atheists instead, God won't be so mad.
Well allrighty then.
This post belongs in a FAQ somewhere...
Have you picked up any mice lately?
I think the I did research, but couldn't spell encyclopedia gave it away. Not that the original post was not a big clue.
Let me be the first to congratulate you.....:)on your very own thread.....:)
Snickering at Christians again, you bigot?
Now how can we argue with that? I think we are all indebted to Snick41 here for clearly stating what had to be said, and I'm glad the children were here today to hear that speech.
Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
For some reason, when I read this, I thought of an old Garrett Morris SNL Weekend Update Commentary about the Rolling Stones song "Some Girls". After reading the lyrics about black girls from the song, Mr. Morris looks up with a defiant look and says "Well I just have one thing to say to you, Mr. Mick Jagger -- Where are all these black girls? Can you give me names? Phone numbers?..."
Oh yeah, that was the clencher for me. I had my doubts until then. LOL.
I agree. Better get back on those meds.
Do what?
A very creative troll, but a troll just the same.
He could hear the keys jingling on the belt of the psych ward orderlies who were coming to get him.
There's no such word as klamaramakhaka.
THe clear ravings of a mad critter ,How did you escape?
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