Turd Twister Patented Design Features (Click pic for details, this is real!)
Posted on 09/09/2005 5:37:55 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! Long week but it's finally over, the wife is out of town for a Kolache contest and I have a guild raid of Molten Core this weekend (if you know what that means without googling it, you need to get a life). So let's get this going, shall we?
Turd Twister Patented Design Features (Click pic for details, this is real!)
Still trying...I'm really not much of a cat person. They're cute and all, but...They're just not my thing. I already have a pet; He's a Betta named George, and he loves me. Any more love would be superflous. ;-P
Morning All, busy day at work. Big Court filing due today. I will try to check in as much as possible!!!
The Thread is slow today.
ROTFLMAO! Awesome!
Well, I am quite busy and cannot participate at my usual silliness level!
Sorry, no excitement value!
Likewise busy day here. I had to beg/borrow/steal 240v for the rp7400. The console port is dead and there's no CDROM for the HP-UX media.
Now, this is silly.
I think I'll nuke a user, then go get some coffee.
... she'll whore herself out to any ready Islamofascist for a bagful of sparklies...
... she'll even wed (and bed!) The Lord of the Flies, his own baaaaaaaaaad self.
LOIS LANE: "Major Comic Book Slutbunny." :)
That is probably it. You are the life of the thread.
Sounds like you've got it worse than me.
For Freeper's enjoyment:
READ THE STORY FIRST BEFORE YOU GO TO THE SITE:
(WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
DO NOT SEND THIS TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE WEAK HEARTS!!!!! DO NOT OPEN IT IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART, AND I'M NOT KIDDING!!!!!! DO NOT LET LITTLE CHILDREN SEE THIS!!!!! AGAIN, WARNING, THIS IS VERY SCARY, IT MADE ME JUMP OUT MY SEAT, AND MADE A FRIEND OF MINE CRY FROM FRIGHT. (Again, I'm not kidding)
Strange but interesting.
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot.
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The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road....Spooky!
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Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about itnear the end of the commercial.
A little creepy but pretty cool!
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/mov_specialcarad.htm
I'll take em if ya mail him to CO. :)
WHERE did you get that? (Cartoon Physics), its GREAT!
Thanks for the compliment, but I cannot take sole credit.
OIL SHORTAGE 101
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to havean oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma, and TEXAS
But, our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington
Actually some days are boring, but then others are frantic.
This is kinda cool...
http://soap.chattablogs.com/archives/flash/tetka.swf
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