***Offical Friday Silliness Thread***

Ever want to be a contagion? ^ | 09/02/2008 | The Usual Suspects

[BJClinton]

TGIF! Earlier this week I thought I'd want to skip the OFST due to the disaster in Nawlins. But after reading lefties actually blame Katrina on Bush, blame the resulting flooding on Bush and then blame the rioting on Bush, I need to unwind in a big way. So, without further ado:



Not silly, but...just, awww...

[pissant]

Nope. There are lotsa spankees for you here. I fill the role of the Dom for the dominatrixes. Top of the food chain ya know! LOL

[blackie]

Which half do you have off?? ;)

What are you gonna do over the holiday weekend?

Is the hubby and the bike ready to ride?

[Darksheare]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/temporary/PBF016ADBubbleGnomes.html

I wouldn't know anything about the above.. honest..


And.. same here.
;-)

[BJClinton]

Dorm Rules: Pictures!

Already posted, check #49.

[blackie]

Perfect Foreploy. ;)

[ErnBatavia]

Here's some easy listening for ya...

[Millee]

Dis-turb-ing...

[BJClinton]

I have been warned to knock it off twice as well.

And that's why we love you so-o-o-o much!

[OESY]

So you thought police officers didn't have a sense of humor.... The
following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know,
that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey $#*!."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours.
At least you know someone who can post your bail."

and last . .

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...... You're right, we
don't. .. Sign here."

[OESY]

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty
beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the
mailman comments.

Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the
first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about
fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it
got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started
playing WHO AM I."

The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

"Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a
sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is."

The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or
five times."

[ArGee]

Drinking already are you?

I haven't drouched a top!

Honest, ossifer, I'm not under the alfluence of inkohol!

Shalom.

[OESY]

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee
when she noticed an unusual funeral procession approaching the
nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind it Behind the second hearse was a solitary
woman walking a pit bull on a leash. A short distance back were about
200 women walking in single file.

The woman was so curiously about the cortege that she approached
the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I
know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
husband when the dog turned on her."

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in the line."

[ArGee]

Sorry my particular brand of silliness doesn't meet your approval.

Oh, good heavens. There's not an approval committee for OFST posts, is there?

Oh! the hugh manitee!!!!

Shalom.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Somebody over at DC Comics was freakin' obsessed... :)

[CougarGA7]

"Big Hits"? Wow, I didn't even notice that typo on the cover at first.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I have the afternoon off. I am outta here at 12:30 p.m. EST.

I may be going to bull riding tonight and the truck pulls tomorrow, not sure yet.

I will be watching NASCAR and NHRA. Lots of Drag Coverage this weekend for the US National from Indianapolis.

Bike is fixed mechanically, cosmetic damage will be fixed over the winter, money permitting. He is feeling better as well, thanks.

[Millee]

Happy Birthday JRBC! Your posts are always a hoot to read!

[The_Victor]

See post 49

[r-q-tek86]

Oh, good heavens. There's not an approval committee for OFST posts, is there?

You bet there is... and here they are now...

[The_Victor]

"I like big hits, uh huh." < /Joe Walsh >