The divorcees knife set:
Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.
The divorcees knife set:
How long would it take me to get to work on a scooter? Besides they do not allow scooters on Rt. 80.
Yup, It's a helluva looooonnnnnngggggg drive. LOL
One day my fiancée's "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
BTTT
That album cover cant be real!!!!!!
Woo Hoo! Local beer!
I have an 8-minute commute to work.
I used to commute from Marlboro, ma to Jefferson Blvd, Warwick, RI. Why won't you RI'ers get the hell out of my left lane?
Having a big party, or what?
I have a 1/2 mile, 5 minute commute to work.
Unfortunately, my job is going bye bye thanks to the BRAC list. Hopefully it'll last at least until next May when I qualify for a union early retirement pension.
ROTFLMAO! Outstanding.
That's too funny.
Good luck.
Your commute is at 6 mph? There must be some series bad traffic up in that Iditarod Trail.
Forwarded to approx 45 people already.
I walk slow and check the weather on the way to the tower. ;-)
I have a 6 mile commute to work. Takes me 15 to 20 minutes. Two-thirds of it is across Naval Station Norfolk. Never get over 30 MPH.
Where you getting BRAC'ed?
I know exactly what you are talking about. When I am on 95 south at the Thurbers Ave. curve, I like to be doing at least 75mph through it, but there are dumb ass drivers putting on there brakes, who should not be in the left lane to begin with. It drives me crazy, so I just tailgate there ass.
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