*** Official Friday Silliness ***

JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:

[fredhead]

I hate this PC crap. Just when did used cars become "previously owned"?

[EX52D]

So long as he isn't like the Santa Dan Akroyd played in Trading Places...or the Santa in A Chrismas Story...see where I'm going with this? :)

[EX52D]

Kinky clowns...

[fredhead]

For her first Christmas, took my daughter for a picture with Santa at one of the local malls. That was the sourest Santa I ever saw!!!!

Since then, we just take her to the Navy Exchange.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

What about Billy Bob Thornton's "Bad Santa"?

[EX52D]

Sour? I don't like the sound of that. Perhaps all Santa's should be required to have a backround check and a rentinal scan? Just to put the public at ease...LOL. :)

[BenLurkin]

[BJClinton]

I would like to thank you for taking out my entire support staff. So it's partially my fault for sending the link...

[EX52D]

I actually haven't seen that...heard it was funny.

[The SISU kid]

You are a Ninja.
You are like a samurai gone bad. The good side
is no longer interesting you and feel that
darkness is where you belong. Though you may
think you are the evil one, you're not. Because
deep inside there is still that little glimpse
of who you once were. You don't like to
associate with people that much and keep away.
In your mind they are ignorant and not so
interesting anyway. That means you are a lonley
person who don't trust people, and you have
really no desire to do so either. Life is a big
pain and annoyance for you and you aren't quite
sure on how to handle it. Other people see you
as mysterious and secretive, and that is
probably right.

Main weapon: Daggers and throwing
stars
Quote: "I hate people. People make
me pro-nuclear" -Margaret Smith
Facial expression: Frown

What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

It was funny. It was bad, but really funny.

[EX52D]

Thanks, I'll have to check it out. :)

[fredhead]

FRUITCAKES
by Jimmy Buffett

[Chorus:]
Fruitcakes in the kitchen
Fruitcakes on the street
Struttin' naked through the cross walk
In the middle of the week


You are viewing lyrics of Fruitcakes by JIMMY BUFFETT from the album Fruitcakes at LyricsAndSongs.COM


Half baked cookies in the oven
Half baked people on the bus
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Paradise - Lost and found
Paradise - take a look around

I was out in California
Where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires and mud slides
They got sushi in the mall
Water bars and Brontosaurs
Chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secret's in the crust

[Chorus]

We lost our Martian rocket ship
The high paid spokesman said
Looks like that silly rocket ship
Has lost it's cone-shaped head

We spent ninety jillion dollars
Tryin' to get a look at Mars
I hear universal laughter
Ringing out among the stars

Fruitcakes in the galaxy
Fruitcakes on the Earth
Strut naked towards eternity
We've been that way since birth

Half baked cookies in the oven
Half baked people on the bus
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Religion, religion.
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

Where's the church, who took the steeple
Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The God's honest truth is it's not that simple

It's the Buddhist in you, it's the pagan in me
It's the Muslim in him, she's Catholic ain't she?
It's that born again look, it's the wasp and the Jew
Tell me what's goin on, I ain't got a clue

Here come the big ones - Relationships -
We all got 'em, we all want 'em. What do we do with'em?
Here we go I'll tell ya

She said you've got to do your fair share
Now cough up half the rent
I treat my body like a temple
You treat yours like a tent

But the right word at the right time
May get me a little hug
That's the difference between lightning
And a harmless lightning bug

Fruitcakes in the kitchen
Fruitcakes on the street
Struttin' naked through the cross walk
In the middle of the week

Half baked cookies in the oven
Half baked people on the bus
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

The future, Captain's log, Star date 2000 and somethin'

We're seven years from the millennium
That's a science fiction fact
Stanley Kubrick and his buddy Hal
Now don't look that abstract

So I'll put on my Bob Marley tape
And practice what I preach
Get Ja lost in the reggae mon
As I walk along the beach

Stay in touch with my insanity
Really is the only way
It's a jungle out there kiddies
Have a very fruitful day

[ctlpdad]

Hahaha! I warned you.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I can see the price sign at the Exxon down the street out my office window. It is like three digital clocks set 10 minutes apart.

[Lady Jag]

But would you stay there?

[hattend]

True, true

[Conspiracy Guy]

Glad my truck runs on LOL rather than WTF

[Conspiracy Guy]

Arnold.