*** Official Friday Silliness ***

JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:

[r-q-tek86]

For the golfers...

TEN BEST CADDY REMARKS

#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now. "

#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's a big
distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch ~ it's a compass."

#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

#1
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

[fredhead]

Sorry, it was so funny I saved it just for the Silliness Thread.

Try this..I just love how it goes over Alex's head, bounces off the wall and r finally gets it on the rebound.

http://gprime.net/video.php/whatsaho

[r-q-tek86]

Morning!! Happy Friday

Back at ya

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You are not too bust today, I see.

[appalachian_dweller]

Re #29

Dam Beavers! Saw that some time ago and laughed till my sides hurt. Thanks for posting it.

[fredhead]

[The_Victor]

35. You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal

You need to broaden your definition of engineer. In a mechanical engineer's household, the copier and the toaster work flawlessly. What's worse, is my wife is a biomedical engineer, so we can repair the sphygmomanometer as well.

[Rightly Biased]

Thats Ok I really don't give a dam ;^)

[JimWforBush]

And a Happy Friday to you.

[The_Victor]

Pure evil:

Don't ever post that again!

[r-q-tek86]

You are not too bust today, I see.

Alas... it is a temporary state... I just really, really don't wanna work today...

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

BATMAN: Dark Knight Detective, or Gotham City's Leading Drag Queen...?

[Petronski]

Uh, that'd be Martin_fierro.

[BJClinton]

Oh man, you are so evil.

[JimWforBush]

A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"

The man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing."

A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, "What was that?"

She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."

The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard that he sh4ts all over the bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Half time. Switch sides."

[Dog Gone]

#@%* monkeys!

[Rightly Biased]

I thought the same thing Heck I think Alex should have given it to him.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Same here, but I have a document project I am working on. When you work in the Litigation department, there is always something that needs working on.

[cyborg]

ROTFL!!!

[ctlpdad]

I made nothing less than an 80 on any thermo or heat transfer class. Thermo is fun!

You certainly are on the right thread for that comment! Unnngh!