Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.
The divorcees knife set:
For the golfers...
TEN BEST CADDY REMARKS
#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now. "
#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's a big
distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch ~ it's a compass."
#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
#1
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
Sorry, it was so funny I saved it just for the Silliness Thread.
Try this..I just love how it goes over Alex's head, bounces off the wall and r finally gets it on the rebound.
http://gprime.net/video.php/whatsaho
Back at ya
You are not too bust today, I see.
Re #29
Dam Beavers! Saw that some time ago and laughed till my sides hurt. Thanks for posting it.
You need to broaden your definition of engineer. In a mechanical engineer's household, the copier and the toaster work flawlessly. What's worse, is my wife is a biomedical engineer, so we can repair the sphygmomanometer as well.
Thats Ok I really don't give a dam ;^)
And a Happy Friday to you.
Don't ever post that again!
Alas... it is a temporary state... I just really, really don't wanna work today...
Uh, that'd be Martin_fierro.
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing."
A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard that he sh4ts all over the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Half time. Switch sides."
#@%* monkeys!
I thought the same thing Heck I think Alex should have given it to him.
ROTFL!!!
You certainly are on the right thread for that comment! Unnngh!
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