*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Right Here ^ | 12/19/2005 | All of Us

[BJClinton]

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[Clemenza]

[JimWforBush]

I can't believe I am that ethical though.

[Dashing Dasher]

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."

[JimWforBush]

I liked it.

[JimWforBush]

OMG, good one.

[Sax]

New World Order: Poems not Porn.

[Dashing Dasher]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Oh well, it happens.

[Michael Goldsberry]

"You are so ... one sided."

Heh! Mongo no do no stinkin' commies.

[Dashing Dasher]

Wouldn't that be delightful....

I own a copy of Goethe's Erotic Poetry - which is dullsville by today's standards - but really terrific.

Plus, it looks good on my coffee table.

[Cowman]

In the words of the great Henny Youngman: "My wife and I were happy for twenty years -- Then we met."

[Dashing Dasher]

I have a friend named, "Mongo". He don't like Commies neither.

;-)

[llevrok]

I am in a nun joke mood today -

So a novice nun goes to her Mother Superior and complains that the language of some construction workers across the street is shocking.

"My dear. They do speak roughly, I know,"says the Mother superior. "But that does not mean they are not God fearing men. It's just that they tend to call a spade, a spade."

"Oh no they don't, Mother!", says the novice nun. "They call it a F-ing shovel!!!"

[Clemenza]

[Michael Goldsberry]

"Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal"

That's it! Back to the Rove Reeducation Facility for you!

;)

[patton]

LOL, I can tell you why.

[bk1000]

"A coworker left his computer unlocked when he went to lunch,..."

It would be a real hoot if they left their email open. Send the boss a tidbit from their computer!

[day10]

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he'd like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him."

[Dashing Dasher]

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"

While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and
fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running gain.

As she ran, she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late, but please don't shove me either!"

[fredhead]

Let's try this again. Hey fool!! Be MY neighbor!!