The Single Freeper Intro Service (Shameless Vanity)

The Impending Marriage of Cyborg and Petronski | 22 July 2005 | Army Air Corps

[Perdogg]

Thanks! :)

[PoorMuttly]

Is it too late to add "Meaningful and Sensitive" to "all-of-a-sudden perhaps lawn-marriage...?" to my "Wanted" post?

My Ad has not been very successful yet. Must be something wrong with this computer.

Perhaps this thread hasn't been read by many typing dogs yet. We should roll it around in something pungent. I'll find something. Be right back.....

[scott7278]

I avoid those "New Age" types like the plague. I've gotten kind of picky. In fact, any guy I date has to like red meat. LOL

Requesting a steak restaurant -- not a bad idea!

[carlr]

Message to all northeast,upstate NY conservative ladies.
Where are you?

[nhoward14]

Add me to your single FReeper list... though I may live to regret it. :)

[PoorMuttly]

WANTED:

Attractive female Poodle whose master owns a dog food factory, for meaningful and sensitive all-of-a-sudden perhaps lawn-marriage and long-term commitment to handsome and brave ex-celebrity typing male canine of mysterious lineage and present location.

There. I think I fixed it.

[Rca2000]

I have been reading on this thread, for a couple of days now. I am not sure the whole thing is not just another big practical joke.(To garner some fun for some male and male freepers, from other men and women who are honestly looking for another,by making fun of their posts.) From some of the posts, it appears to be. Hoepfully, I am wrong, and it is not.

Please enlighten me.

And, btw-- I had one woman I held the door for, tell me, that "it is a form of harassment, as to do so, is saying that a woman is too weak to hold the door herself, and therefore it is harassing and discriminatory to do so. Needless to say,I got away from her. Most women DO like men to do this for them,however, and I STILL hold the door, for most ANYONE, be it a man or woman. It is just called COMMON COUTERSEY, and it was something I was taught. Now, I have seen some teens, (usually guys), who would hold the door, and just as someone approached it, let it slam in their face, and of course, giggle about doing so. NOW-- THAT is RUDE!!!

[PRND21]

They're stealing our jobs, so drop your panties for me. They're destroying our culture, so show me your boobies!"

Bump

[MitchellC]

That's one of the reasons I love living in the South. I've held the door for a lot of women here and have never been 'attacked' for it. Many ladies will act overjoyed and lavish you with praise for being so respectful. The only place I suspect I'd run into the kind of unfeminine foolishness you've described is on college campuses, which I try to stay away from anyway.

I do have to point out, though, that there are different ways to 'hold the door' and some of them may strike ladies as being creepy. Obviously, if you see an attractive lady coming at 500 yards away and stand there waiting for her with a big stupid grin on your face, then yeah, that could seem a little weird. :)

By the way, this thread isn't a practical joke. I doubt the Mods would let that fly.

[Allegra]

Your orange cat reminds me of my sweet Finbar. He's very affectionate, but he's also a little Dickens.

I love black cats, too.

Aw, heck, I just love cats. ;-)

[bannie]

...us guys whose knuckles drag on the ground need love too

Yea, but even neandrathals expect 28-year-old models.

[bannie]

none of this would make any sense to you, of course, since you work in a factory

You some kind of an elitist? :-p

[bannie]

you've smelled one... You've smelled them all.

You either need your nose fixed or direct your nose toward a new herd.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Hey, bama! That was Brian the Dog talking, not me...

Yet, I think I do need to find a new herd...

Any suggestions?

[chariotdriver]

Yes those html violations, tsk tsk.

It is time for the bondage bear photo again

[Dashing Dasher]

Back, by popular demand!!!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"even neandrathals expect 28-year-old models"



So do neanderthals!

Some gentlemen prefer blonde, 'tis said.

And some gorillas prefer some girl-illas.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"You some kind of an Elitist? :-p"


Occasionally. But then I switch fonts and become a Courierist, Times New Romanist or Arialist....