The Single Freeper Intro Service (Shameless Vanity)

The Impending Marriage of Cyborg and Petronski | 22 July 2005 | Army Air Corps

[Army Air Corps]

Last night, many of us read the thread wherein Petronski announced his coming marriage to madame Cyborg. (Check DRUDGE: Unnamed Senior White House source: Cyborg and Petronski to be married...). During the course of the Cyborg-Petronski Thread, the subject of a Free Republic feature wherein single Freepers can meet their fellow conservatives.

I have a simple proposition. We could start a regular thread akin to the Freeper Canteen. Such a regular thread could serve as an opportunity for single Freepers to engage in Virtual Mingling. Also, any Freepers who have single, conservative offspring would be welcome to participate so as to arrange for introductions for their kids.

Special note to Jim: Just think of how many conservative would not have met fellow right-minded folks had it not been for FR! Cyborg and Petronski owe you one.

[Dashing Dasher]

It's worth the price of admission!

LOL!!!

[scott7278]

Those are funny anecdotes. Thanks for sharing!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

(gulp) Ach! Drat! The idea of finding a bride online here just got me so excited I forgot all about my married FReeperette pals. Selfish of me, I know.

(kicks imaginary cat)


;^)

[Dashing Dasher]

My Biggest PET PEEVE is married guys passing themselves off as single!

Or, "almost single"

My wife doesn't understand me....blahlbahblah...



What makes you think I will?
LOL!!!

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: "(Bitch wanted... Apply at fireplug at 6th and Mapel)"

Yeah... But after time goes by, you feel that when you've smelled one... You've smelled them all.

[Dashing Dasher]

"hispanarepublicana is off limits."


She doesn't do a thing for me!
She's a SHE, right!?

[Army Air Corps]

" I guess I won't have to go off to DU to find a girlfriend after all, LOL!"

Man, all those hairy, unkempt hippy chicks are gonna be soooooo p*ssed! :-)

[hispanarepublicana]

that's okay...i'll leave you to your singular committment (couldn't resist throwing on a pun).

[scott7278]

My wife doesn't understand me....blahlbahblah...

I'd probably say, "Well, why don't you tell HER about it!!!"

[scott7278]

LOL! Context is king!

[sweetliberty]

"I'm at a point in my life where I'd be happy with a man who doesn't need CPR on a regular basis"

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):

• 1. Handsome
• 2. Charming
• 3. Financially successful
• 4. A caring listener
• 5. Witty
• 6. In good shape
• 7. Dresses with style
• 8. Appreciates finer things
• 9. Full of thoughtful surprises
• 10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):

• 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
• 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
• 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
• 4. Listens more than talks
• 5. Laughs at my jokes
• 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
• 7. Owns at least one tie
• 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
• 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
• 10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):

• 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
• 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
• 3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out
• occasionally
• 4. Nods head when I'm talking
• 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
• 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
• 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
• 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
• 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
• 10. Shaves most weekends.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):

• 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
• 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
• 3. Doesn't borrow money too often
• 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
• 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
• 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
• 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
• 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
• 9. Remembers my name on occasion
• 10. Shaves some weekends.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):

• 1. Doesn't scare small children
• 2. Remembers where bathroom is
• 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
• 4. Only snores lightly when asleep
• 5. Remembers why he's laughing
• 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
• 7. Usually wears clothes
• 8. Likes soft foods
• 9. Remembers where he left his teeth
• 10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):

• 1. Breathing
• 2. Doesn't miss the toilet

[Army Air Corps]

"I saw we "out" marrieds if they crash!

;-)"


Unless they come by to say, "Do I have a friend/relative who wants to meet you!" ;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

My FAVORITE shirt says, "NICE PITTS" right across the front of a really tight, white, ladies Tshirt - with two Red biplanes (aka Pitts) strategically placed.

Last time I wore it - two guys actually fell into a trash can as I walked by...


Watch where you walk - not what I wear!

LOL!!

[hispanarepublicana]

she's a she. i'm off limits. just dropped by to slip some local gossip to ArmyAirCorps and be the "nosy aunt" with he & scott7278.
I'm off to be a wife now.

[scott7278]

Goodnight, Aunt H.

[Dashing Dasher]

I'm off to be a wife now.

FINE!!!

Rub it in!!!

LOL!!!

[Army Air Corps]

Buenas noches, mi tia!

[hispanarepublicana]

Rub it in!!!

LOL. Well, then, YOU come wake him & get him outta the recliner!!

[Mr. Jeeves]

Or, "almost single"

Mine, too. Guys like that have pretty much ruined online dating sites for the rest of us. True.com makes all kinds of noise about prosecuting married people who sign up on their site, but I'm not sure how much they can actually do about it.

But hey, this the Bay Area! To these people, marriage is just another outmoded, "establishment" concept, right? Right...? ;)

[sweetliberty]

"Single & still in shape at 51, here in Denver."

Putting something on your profile page might be helpful.