My Biggest PET PEEVE is married guys passing themselves off as single!
Or, "almost single"
My wife doesn't understand me....blahlbahblah...
What makes you think I will?
LOL!!!
I'd probably say, "Well, why don't you tell HER about it!!!"
Mine, too. Guys like that have pretty much ruined online dating sites for the rest of us. True.com makes all kinds of noise about prosecuting married people who sign up on their site, but I'm not sure how much they can actually do about it.
But hey, this the Bay Area! To these people, marriage is just another outmoded, "establishment" concept, right? Right...? ;)