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WANTED:

Attractive female Poodle whose master owns a dog food factory, for meaningful and sensitive all-of-a-sudden perhaps lawn-marriage and long-term commitment to handsome and brave ex-celebrity typing male canine of mysterious lineage and present location.

There. I think I fixed it.

I have been reading on this thread, for a couple of days now. I am not sure the whole thing is not just another big practical joke.(To garner some fun for some male and male freepers, from other men and women who are honestly looking for another,by making fun of their posts.) From some of the posts, it appears to be. Hoepfully, I am wrong, and it is not.

Please enlighten me.

And, btw-- I had one woman I held the door for, tell me, that "it is a form of harassment, as to do so, is saying that a woman is too weak to hold the door herself, and therefore it is harassing and discriminatory to do so. Needless to say,I got away from her. Most women DO like men to do this for them,however, and I STILL hold the door, for most ANYONE, be it a man or woman. It is just called COMMON COUTERSEY, and it was something I was taught. Now, I have seen some teens, (usually guys), who would hold the door, and just as someone approached it, let it slam in their face, and of course, giggle about doing so. NOW-- THAT is RUDE!!!

O.K. I think me fixed it this time. I was rolling around in something pungent...think it was once alive, maybe...and suddenly realized "HEY! This isn't only good for me, but it would even fix my Ad!" So I rubbed some on it...and here we are. This HAS to work! So far, aside from a T.V. set from Ohio, only Brian the Dog tried to check in...but he isn't a girl Poodle either !!!

O.K., and I'll add this line too:

"Charming and considerate Muttly will lift the secret passageway under the fence for you if you want to escape later, too! He's a real catch!"