Posted on 06/27/2005 10:25:35 PM PDT by martin_fierro
BUTT SERIOUSLY By ORLA HEALY June 27, 2005 PEEK-A-BOO g-strings - divine! Runaway bra-straps - sexy! Lumps of puckered lard cascading over the chafing waistbands of skin-tight skirts - absolutely fabulous! Whether it's thunder thighs bursting out of keister-cupping shorts, blubbery bellies drooping over belt lines or deflated bosoms languishing under form-fitting tops - New York is boldly redefining its celebrated status as the nation's fashion capital. The carb-friendly look that's spreading like a pair of child-bearing hips across the city lends itself to creative interpretation, as you'll see in our investigation on the following pages. Never mind that pesky habit of keeping your flesh in check - just sausage that body into the smallest item of clothing you can find. And don't be afraid to wear a skirt as a shirt, or even doff a cardigan backwards. Wanna get in on the fashion fun? It's easy. Just remember, if it's two sizes too small .
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Yes I think this entire low rise show your undies thing started with Britney Spears(pictured above) a few years ago. Now look at the hardly there pregnancy attire she is wearing(pics below). Help us all, if she starts a new trend for pregnant women with this "outfit".
ugh! When will this disgusting fashion trend die? I live in a large college town, and now that the weather is warm, I see the short tight shirt/mini tight shorts/jelly roll in the middle combo on a regular basis. It still never fails to surprise me that so many young women dress like that. Who in her right mind could possibly look at herself in the mirror dressed like that and think she looks good? I wish more women realized that one has to be extremely thin to pull off that look, and even then she still looks immodest. Some of the biscuit can ladies I see are obese, but many have normal, curvy, feminine figures. If they would wear clothing that fits them properly and covers their thongs and tailbone tats, they would look quite attractive. Instead they cram themselves into tiny, tight, shirts and tight, hip hugging pants. This not only looks uncomfortable but it also makes these girls look fatter than they are.
Talk about Glamour Don'ts!
I'm going to do some research on the chick (she looks really familiar).
Maybe it isn't fashion that is the problem but a loss of eyesight and mirrors in this country.
Really, maybe they all don't have a mirror in their house! (And are blind too :0 )
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Thankyewverahmuch.
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Ha. These jiggledy hoes obviously have no shame, or they would cover up their ugliness without having to be told.
I remember when I was in high school, it was social life suicide to be fat.
Nowadays, it is rare to see a slim girl in high school. Even most of my nieces are fat, and wear tiny clothes.
I don't know why things changed, but I sure wish they would change back.
Yeah, well, Freddy Mercury was queer.
Now THAT is a tagline.
Heh!
Damn straight. I still like yours, though.
They celebrate exposing their thongs.
Careful, NOT safe for work
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YES!!!
I few emails and now I know!
The wedding is Russian, and bride is Anna Atamanchuk from St.Petersburg (Russia), and she's definately a professional belly dancer. And a bit of a celebrity in her own right.
Nope, not a hoochie but someone with a $1500 white dance costume and a 'Well, I AM a Star!" attitude ;)
PS, I'm at an age now, where if *I* had that body, I'd wear the costume grocery shopping.
Ohhhhh.... curious!
You are one of my favorite FReepers!
Indeed, it is getting quite out of control. Perhaps it is time to put an end to it, and the best way to do that is to give them a cold reality check. Each time you see one of those inexcusable examples of chosen overexposure, loudly proclaim "Jellyroll!" or "Exploding Biscuits!" in their presence.
Mean? A bit, but they'll soon get the message. And in the end(no pun intended) you'll be doing them, and us, a big favor. Someone has to tell the Emperoress that she has no clothes.
It's not just the girls. Last night at the car wash I saw a young guy, I kid you not, with his entire back end of his shorts exposed. His pants were belted UNDER his butt. I felt like going up to him and saying "We don't want to see your underwear".
What's "Exploding Biscuits"? I'm a fat chick, and I just wanna make sure that I don't offend anyone in this way. My Jelly Roll is my very own and I don't show it off. :oP
The chick on the left has her thong on SIDEWAYS!
KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL. Stay Inside. Please.
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