What's "Exploding Biscuits"? I'm a fat chick, and I just wanna make sure that I don't offend anyone in this way. My Jelly Roll is my very own and I don't show it off. :oP
"Exploding biscuits" is a term I once heard used to describe a person who wears those tight low-cut pants, tight too-short tops, together which force the tummy and back into an overaccentuated pinched form that all together looks like a can of biscuits when one first pops it open. Skinny people get that look, too, because it is just awful fashion that contrasts with, instead of compliments and utilizes, the natural human form.
The problem isn't size, but rather the poor presentation.