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BUTT SERIOUSLY (too many unmentionables showing)
NY Post ^
| June 27, 2005
| ORLA HEALY
Posted on 06/27/2005 10:25:35 PM PDT by martin_fierro
BUTT SERIOUSLY By ORLA HEALY June 27, 2005 PEEK-A-BOO g-strings - divine! Runaway bra-straps - sexy! Lumps of puckered lard cascading over the chafing waistbands of skin-tight skirts - absolutely fabulous! Whether it's thunder thighs bursting out of keister-cupping shorts, blubbery bellies drooping over belt lines or deflated bosoms languishing under form-fitting tops - New York is boldly redefining its celebrated status as the nation's fashion capital. The carb-friendly look that's spreading like a pair of child-bearing hips across the city lends itself to creative interpretation, as you'll see in our investigation on the following pages. Never mind that pesky habit of keeping your flesh in check - just sausage that body into the smallest item of clothing you can find. And don't be afraid to wear a skirt as a shirt, or even doff a cardigan backwards. Wanna get in on the fashion fun? It's easy. Just remember, if it's two sizes too small .
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To: TheBigB; Dashing Dasher; pissant; xsmommy; Hillary's Lovely Legs; anniegetyourgun; Petronski; ...
Ping to the Arbiters of Fashion.
To: martin_fierro
Sunday - I stopped off to get a bagel and coffee and the woman in front of me - was 60-ish - and had her thong showing out of the top of her jeans. I nearly threw up....
Then - the girl in front of her had some type of drawing on the small of her back - I swear - it looked like she passed out drunk and someone drew on her back with a sharpee. It wasn't a tattoo - it looked like ink.
Note to fashionistas - Please cover this stuff up... thanks!
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posted on
06/27/2005 10:33:54 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: martin_fierro
Good to see you're on the Indecent Exposure patrol tonight. Somebody has to be.
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posted on
06/27/2005 10:42:29 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(In a perfect world, where everything is equal, I own the film rights and am working on the sequel)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
06/27/2005 10:54:46 PM PDT
by
sharktrager
(My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
To: martin_fierro
Wouldn't that be embarassing to read an article on fashion mistakes peppered with adjectives like 'blubbery', then notice your own photograph?
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:03:04 PM PDT
by
struwwelpeter
(My lord said that if you did not understand what he said, then his translator translated it wrong)
To: martin_fierro; JennysCool
God says for us not to lead men to whom we're not married toward these temptations.
Some of those women are really delusional.
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:06:39 PM PDT
by
lainie
To: lainie
I think some of them are better described as "tent-tations."
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:10:25 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(In a perfect world, where everything is equal, I own the film rights and am working on the sequel)
To: Dashing Dasher; JennysCool; lainie
Buncha NYC Rinos.
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:11:37 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(In a perfect world, where everything is equal, I own the film rights and am working on the sequel)
To: martin_fierro
How about this one!? Nice wedding pix!
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:21:26 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Dashing Dasher
Obligatory prom date photo.
To: martin_fierro
That's it fifty lashes for you!!!!
(must rinse eyes with borax)
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:27:34 PM PDT
by
fivekid
( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
To: fivekid
Not good enough. Need scrubbing with a green scrubby and Bar Keepers' Friend.
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:36:02 PM PDT
by
little jeremiah
(A vitiated state of morals, a corrupted public conscience, are incompatible with freedom. P. Henry)
On the other hand, some women are just plain beautiful.
New Jersey GOP
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:37:13 PM PDT
by
Robert_Paulson2
(I remember when conservative meant, CUTTING the government's POWER and SIZE down.)
To: martin_fierro
You got the okay photos. I just went to a festival in my town and I saw too many unsightly women in high tops, low jeans exposing fat tummys and stretch marks. All I can think of is please cover yourself up!
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:42:10 PM PDT
by
Vicki
(Washington State where there are no rules or standards in elections.)
To: Vicki
>>>All I can think of is please cover yourself up!
I've always found that those most likely to wear revealing clothes are the ones least likely to look good doin' it.
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:46:48 PM PDT
by
Keith in Iowa
(Life's a beach - and Liberals are like the sand that gets in your swimsuit...)
To: little jeremiah
Still not good enough......... Sos pad and lava soap.
Disclaimer: may cause vomiting, diarrhea and death.
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:48:34 PM PDT
by
fivekid
( STOP THE WORLD!!!!! I wanna get off.........)
To: martin_fierro; patton; Eaker; TheMom
GUT CHECK !
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posted on
06/27/2005 11:58:33 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
06/28/2005 12:55:53 AM PDT
by
lainie
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