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Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis
CJAD online ^ | 8:09 on June 17, 2005, EST. | N/A

Posted on 06/17/2005 10:23:54 AM PDT by QwertyKPH

Sunday, June 19: The one-hour documentary Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis purports to be a ``fearless and uninhibited quest for honest and surprising answers in search of the perfect, modern penis.'' Modern? Can these things become obsolete or old-fashioned? And what defines perfect? The producers describe the penis as a unique piece of biological engineering with three primary functions _ urination, procreation and sexual pleasure. But the multitasking organ is also considered in terms of health issues and common mythology. (Discovery Health).


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Science; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: dementia; hohoho; idiotthread; skanksnsluts; themultitaskingorgan
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To: pissant; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
I assume it's women that do most of this type of searching!

As long as you stay out of San Francisco.
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21 posted on 06/17/2005 10:39:49 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Michael Jackson is as innocent as O. J. Simpson.)
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To: Squantos
Speaking of dicks:


22 posted on 06/17/2005 10:43:54 AM PDT by Horatio Gates
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To: Slings and Arrows; pissant

LOL!

June 19th?
*sigh*

I'll be hitting three decades that day at 2:55 PM/1555 hours.
Perhaps I'll try to find the 'show' for laughs and giggles.


23 posted on 06/17/2005 10:43:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: ken5050

I don't think I have a "modern" penis: mine's a classic...like a 57 Chevy.


24 posted on 06/17/2005 10:44:23 AM PDT by Petronski (Be alert! The world needs more lerts.)
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To: QwertyKPH
"Mine's a depth gauge."

My we are bold, but baby, Vienna sausages are not depth gauges.

25 posted on 06/17/2005 10:44:32 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So True! Or Seattle!


26 posted on 06/17/2005 10:45:34 AM PDT by pissant
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To: QwertyKPH
with three primary functions _ urination, procreation and sexual pleasure.

It also makes decisions for some of us.

27 posted on 06/17/2005 10:45:46 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Plenty left for you.


28 posted on 06/17/2005 10:47:35 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

LOL!


29 posted on 06/17/2005 10:48:17 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: QwertyKPH

LOL!


30 posted on 06/17/2005 10:48:48 AM PDT by Horatio Gates
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To: Darksheare

You are a but a wee kid!


31 posted on 06/17/2005 10:49:27 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Whoo hooo!

Fits on a cracker though.


32 posted on 06/17/2005 10:49:29 AM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt--- dance like nobody's watching)
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To: QwertyKPH

I thought this was going to be a thread about the newest required class at Harvard or something.


33 posted on 06/17/2005 10:49:31 AM PDT by workerbee (A person's a person no matter how small)
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To: pissant

;-)
Thanks!


34 posted on 06/17/2005 10:51:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: pissant
You have no idea how glad I am to live in a Red state.
35 posted on 06/17/2005 10:51:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Michael Jackson is as innocent as O. J. Simpson.)
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To: martin_fierro

I do not like 'em spotted, but pierced is fine!


36 posted on 06/17/2005 10:52:28 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Darksheare

Nothing to do with size, mind you. ;o)


37 posted on 06/17/2005 10:52:31 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Slings and Arrows

Seattle is fun. But there's a reason I live in Tacoma instead!


38 posted on 06/17/2005 10:53:00 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

reminds me of that old line...."Is that a half roll of Tums in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"


39 posted on 06/17/2005 10:53:08 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
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To: pissant

Size doesn't matter!

(and I'm the Queen of England).


40 posted on 06/17/2005 10:55:18 AM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt--- dance like nobody's watching)
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