Posted on 06/17/2005 10:23:54 AM PDT by QwertyKPH
Sunday, June 19: The one-hour documentary Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis purports to be a ``fearless and uninhibited quest for honest and surprising answers in search of the perfect, modern penis.'' Modern? Can these things become obsolete or old-fashioned? And what defines perfect? The producers describe the penis as a unique piece of biological engineering with three primary functions _ urination, procreation and sexual pleasure. But the multitasking organ is also considered in terms of health issues and common mythology. (Discovery Health).
Oh, I know..I think I had.. my "consciousness raised" way before it became fashionable..
That is so untrue.
It's here in Louisiana.
"We just discussed my friend who pierced his penis. What do you think?"
Not for all the money that the US Government can print.
I'm waaaaay too much of a wuss for something like that. In my younger days I did wonder about hanging a little weight from it to see if it would make it a couple inches longer. I've heard/said all the B.S. about size of the ship vs. motion of the ocean (and even coined one of my own that I won't share in open forum) but it takes a long time to cross the ocean in a row boat. I don't need a cruise ship, but I'd love to have a bigger oar.
My oldest son, on the other hand, I'm worried about. He is engaged to a little bi-polar freak who wants to go to art school to be a tatoo artist and piercer. She's already pierced his ear. That's all that's visible or spoken of. He paid for her to have her tongue pierced for her last birthday. I don't know about the tongue piercing making oral better but he sure smiles a lot after he spends time with her.
Personally, I don't need it to be better, just more frequent.
If I were a woman, this would sound so inviting for the tender places.
What the F...?!
"I had a varicocele removed"
You just had to say something about that. And I just had to go find out what the he!! it was.
Yeeouch.
Shaving.
I don't know when they shaved me. I just woke up and it was shaved. The temporary nerve damage from the "channel" caused most of the shaven area to be numb at the skin level. The sac itched but I was mercifully spared the itch at the pubic area.
But is it cause or effect?
And yes, the pun WAS intended.
And a very good pun it was.
Nope. Just a typical teenager with excess testosterone 8>)
"if you don't know how to use it, you'll never nail the right way. "
That's a lesson that those with "Thor complex" never seem to get. At least not until she leaves him for one of us mere mortals who have to rely on technique. We just hope the woman isn't so worn out that it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Admittedly, I am a mere mortal, but my experience has been that the muscle structure in the calves, thighs and gluts has more to do with "nailing the right way" than the size of the nail. Less delicately put...It don't do no good to have a railroad spike if you're driving it with a tack hammer.
I never attracted a woman by waving my little winky at her. I did attract a couple in my younger days because my legs are heavily muscled. They may have expected more spike at first but I made sure they didn't leave disappointed.
yes, one definitely has to wait awhile after a vasectomy - I have a cousin as a result of my uncle's not following dr's orders :)
How come I wasn't pinged to this thread? And I thought you were my friend?!!!
All I will say is SIZE DOES MATTER!
Shoe size?
Ping
Well if it fits in the shoes that's some size!
ESPN?
I've been searching for years...
Actually - I've been considering getting a Federal Grant to continue the quest.
The travel and drinking alone is exhausting.
And the film for the cameras.... Ka-CHING!
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