Posted on 06/17/2005 10:23:54 AM PDT by QwertyKPH
Sunday, June 19: The one-hour documentary Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis purports to be a ``fearless and uninhibited quest for honest and surprising answers in search of the perfect, modern penis.'' Modern? Can these things become obsolete or old-fashioned? And what defines perfect? The producers describe the penis as a unique piece of biological engineering with three primary functions _ urination, procreation and sexual pleasure. But the multitasking organ is also considered in terms of health issues and common mythology. (Discovery Health).
You should have told him in order to draw attention to himself he only had to draw a face on it and do a puppet show.
This was always a big hit at parties.
You have to clean the area real well every day. He has not gotten an infection.
True...how would you explain that going through security at the airport? ;)
If oral got any better, me and my wife would be headless.
How do you think I saw it. He will show anyone who wants to see it. I happened to be in the room when someone asked so out it came!
1. Emit a lingering, Howard Dean-like howl of existential despair...or is that just me?
2. It doesn't have a name. It has a zip code.
Other than the massive brain one he has.
Obviously, he is the guy they take behind the screen and check. He is bold enough to just show everyone, but since he would get arrested at the airport for baring all, he behaves.
Good point!
I didn't mean that in the negative sense. I was just curious if he alway yanking it out of his pants to show off his latest bling.
LOL!
Like I said, he will show anyone. He has no shame!!
"you're sitting there wonderign if it still "works"..you know..will it get hard again ever..or was you doc a butcher who burst your bubble.."
You got that right. And I really wondered what he did to me. I only had an incision on the left side of the sac. The hernia was on the right side so he went from that incision down into the sac to snip the right one. That "channel" as he called it, hurt for months after everything else was ok. And 13 years later, when they draw up the right one still sometimes gets lost up in there somewhere.
"AFTER the procedure..THEN the doc tells us that we still have to use birth control for 5 weeks.."
Mine said 6 weeks. Plus you have to get off XX number of times in the next 30 days and bring in a sample. And XX number of times after that and bring another sample at the 6 week mark. I don't remember the exact numbers but they were double digits.
I couldn't stand upright for the first month. I hurt so bad, I didn't want it to get up. I couldn't even conceive having sex at that point and even in my teens I didn't yank it that many times in 6 weeks.
I am sorry to hear that you had such pain. We just discussed my friend who pierced his penis. What do you think?
I say nothing. ;o)
Several years before that..before I was married, I had a varicocele removed...the worst thing was being shaved..a fat gay orderly..kind of looked like Fat Albert..pokes his head into my room..has a washcloth, bar of soap, and a disposable razor..in a falsetto...he announces.."We have to get you ready for your big day tomorrow.." gawd...it ws awful..and when the hair grow back in..it itches like a SOB,,
Welcome to the world of a mother in childbirth.
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