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Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis
CJAD online ^ | 8:09 on June 17, 2005, EST. | N/A

Posted on 06/17/2005 10:23:54 AM PDT by QwertyKPH

Sunday, June 19: The one-hour documentary Penis Dementia: The Search for the Perfect Penis purports to be a ``fearless and uninhibited quest for honest and surprising answers in search of the perfect, modern penis.'' Modern? Can these things become obsolete or old-fashioned? And what defines perfect? The producers describe the penis as a unique piece of biological engineering with three primary functions _ urination, procreation and sexual pleasure. But the multitasking organ is also considered in terms of health issues and common mythology. (Discovery Health).


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Science; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: dementia; hohoho; idiotthread; skanksnsluts; themultitaskingorgan
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
3 rings...1 ring...WHY????? The obvious unsanitary aspects should be PLENTY to be a deterrent!

Maybe this is how the gene pool is cleansed?
121 posted on 06/17/2005 12:18:08 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: carolinacrazy

Yep, small ball bearings...seen it.


122 posted on 06/17/2005 12:18:28 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: shotokan

....was your zipper open????


123 posted on 06/17/2005 12:18:38 PM PDT by SweetCaroline (Thank You GOD for watching over me.)
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To: EX52D

Some people are wierd.


124 posted on 06/17/2005 12:19:33 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I'm a chick and just the thought of piercing your di## not once, but three times makes my eyes water. Didn't it hurt the guy bad enought the first time?


125 posted on 06/17/2005 12:20:29 PM PDT by Shyla
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

It's very hardcore, and usually is a "design". Although I guess it would give a new meaning to "ribbed"...


126 posted on 06/17/2005 12:21:03 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: EX52D
Yep, small ball bearings...seen it.

So this is for the dizzy girls who need their bearings?

127 posted on 06/17/2005 12:21:07 PM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Life gives you enough pain without going out there and finding more!

EEEKKKK!!!


128 posted on 06/17/2005 12:21:13 PM PDT by najida (Love like you've never been hurt--- dance like nobody's watching)
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To: bannie
"3 rings...1 ring...WHY?????"

I do not know for a fact, but they say it makes sex more intense. My friend said you need special condoms though, because the jewelry can tear regular ones.

129 posted on 06/17/2005 12:21:43 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
10-foot pole

Too easy.
130 posted on 06/17/2005 12:22:08 PM PDT by BJClinton (My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
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To: carolinacrazy

LOL! Makes me wonder what's next in the world of self-expression. ;)


131 posted on 06/17/2005 12:22:12 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Shyla
Didn't it hurt the guy bad enought the first time?

He must be over 65. I heard it is nothing more than dead weight then.

132 posted on 06/17/2005 12:22:18 PM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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To: EX52D
Different kind of 6-pack, I guess.

Looking for girth?
133 posted on 06/17/2005 12:22:50 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Shyla

He is strange. He is a little guy trying to call attention to himself. Little referring to his height!


134 posted on 06/17/2005 12:23:05 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
but they say it makes sex more intense.

Yeah, I can see that.

Kinda like eating glass. The following bowel movement is real intense I bet, but not in a good way!

Now I will wonder when people say, "Man I really tore that up last night."

What a great idea.

135 posted on 06/17/2005 12:25:47 PM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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To: EX52D

I guess it is a way to make it ribbed.


136 posted on 06/17/2005 12:26:27 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Infections, I'd guess!

In trying to imagine the physiology, I don't see benefits of stimulation in the rings...but maybe I'm just not imagining correctly!


Nonetheless: jes' DAMN!


137 posted on 06/17/2005 12:27:02 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Does he show them off?


138 posted on 06/17/2005 12:27:08 PM PDT by Shyla
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To: carolinacrazy

I do not know, I just know a few tattooists and body piercers. They say the tongue piercing makes oral real good!


139 posted on 06/17/2005 12:27:48 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: QwertyKPH; TheBigB

OMG!!
This is too funny!


140 posted on 06/17/2005 12:27:53 PM PDT by MoJo2001 (Support Our Troops-->It's The Least Any Of Us Can Do...www.proudpatriots.org)
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