***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

6/17/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAAAAAHOOOOOOO! IT'S FRIDAAAAAAY! Time for FRIDAY SILLINESSS! =) As always, feel free to post silly pix, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!

"Trixie, I think there's silliness up ahead!"

**"ROOOAAAAAAARRRRR!"

**-Translation from Japanese: "Wheee! Silliness!"

"Silliness makes the Bat-nipples hard, as you can see."

ALL YOUR SILLINESS ARE BELONG TO US!

[JimWforBush]

Some people are like Slinkys: not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

What is Mel wearing?

Did I pass? Hell No, A dirty mind is always fun to play with!!!

[TheBigB]

Sheesh, I left you off, too! My bad, dude.

[Dallas59]

[JimWforBush]

"Did I pass? Hell No, A dirty mind is always fun to play with!!!"

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste!

[Fierce Allegiance]

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Nursing job? Check with Missyme, maybe she da gal!

[gate2wire]

A lawyer walked into the bar and sat down next to me. He order a shot of JD and downed it, ordered another and another and another, must have done 8 shots in about two minutes. I commented "you're drinking those mighty fast." and he said "yeah, I'm celebrating my 1st bl-- job."
I said "congratulations, can I buy you another?"
He said "no, I got the taste out of my mouth now."

[JimWforBush]

[newfrpr04]

Tragedy: John Kerry visits a primary school and sits in one of the classes, which is in the middle of a discussion of words and their meanings.

The teacher asks Mr.Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy".

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy"

One little boy stand up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.

That's wrong, Kerry says. That would be considered an accident.

A little girls raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." Mr: Kerry: "You are completely incorrect", that would be what we consider a great loss". Room goes silent. Mr. Kerry: Isn't there anyone you can give me an example of a tragedy?

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says" If a plane carrying Senator John Kerry was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy"
"Fantastic !, exclaims Kerry. You are absolutely right. Can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?

"Well," says the boy, "Because it sure as heck wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident!"

[conservativebabe]

I think it's hilarious. Would be perfect for my hubby who is a programmer.

[peacebaby]

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows. They've never tried.

[John O]

The Reverend Jesse Jackson was holding a press conference in the
appliance department of a Sears Store in Chicago. He was there to
protest the fact that all the washing machines were white.
So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, "What's the problem
here, Reverend?" Jesse pointed at all the machines and loudly
bemoaned the fact that all of them were white.

The manager replied, "Well, Reverend, it's true that all the washing
machines are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the
agitators are black."

[CougarGA7]

Let's call her at 2am to tell her that you are just fine!

LOL! I'm in. I wonder if we could get about 200 freepers in on this?

[OESY]

[Fierce Allegiance]

[AnOldCowhand]

What's dumb is me...I'm sitting here clicking "View Image" tryin' to get the dang thing to display.

[ArGee]

I am certified to be a nursing assistant.

That's the problem with those TLA's. I thought you were a Certified Network Administrator.

Must remember - most of the world is not geeks. Most of the world is not geeks. Most of the world is not geeks...

Shalom.

[motormouth]

:o)

That was very philisophical.... LOL

[EX52D]

Cheers to that! ;)