Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows. They've never tried.
A week later the tanner returns to the Rabbis office with a gift box. The Rabbi opens the box, and produces a small change purse.
Why, that wonderful, he says to the tanner. Now every time I go to get change for a purchase, Ill be reminded of the work Ive done for the Lord, in marking His children with the sign of the Covenant with Abraham.
The tanner replies to the Rabbi, Its a very special purse, too.
What more could there be to this purse?
Well, says the tanner, If you stroke it a few times, it turns into a suitcase.
Q: Where can you find 61 million French jokes??
A: In France.
Q: Why do all the trees in Germany bend to the west?
A: Because France sucks!
A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?"
"No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him."
"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its rear?"
"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."
I saw an add for a rifle on Ebay:
"French rifle for sale, cheap. Never fired, dropped once."