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The worst date you have ever been on!
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| June 15th,2005
| missyme/pissant
Posted on 06/15/2005 9:14:02 AM PDT by missyme
I am sure we all have some funny stories to share on this topic!
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To: Fierce Allegiance
To: day10
I can't remember the source of the quote...possibly Henny Yougman..goes like this.."just remember that when you see an absolutely gorgeous woman who's available, it means that somewhere, sometime, somehow, some guy couldn't stand her.."
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:19:19 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: missyme
I remember how scared and nervous I was the first time I went all the way. There I was in a dark room all alone......
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:20:11 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: TheBigB
#$%^&! You stole my line!! =P I didn't do it; nobody saw me; you can't prove anything.
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:20:17 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Michael Jackson is as innocent as O. J. Simpson.)
To: N. Theknow
Oh that's sad! not very nice girls that's for sure!
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:20:35 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:21:19 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Hey troll, Sith happens.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
At 18 in a VW Van was pretty scarry also!
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:21:56 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: missyme
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:22:58 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: ken5050
I can't remember the source of the quote...possibly Henny Yougman..goes like this.."just remember that when you see an absolutely gorgeous woman who's available, it means that somewhere, sometime, somehow, some guy couldn't stand her.." We've always said, "No matter how wonderful & beautiful she may appear to be, there's some poor son-of-a-b*tch who is tired of puttin' up with her crap"...
Ducking & running......
8^)
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:23:50 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Think of me what you will, I've found a little void to fill)
To: missyme
This isn't mine, but MUST be told.
A girlfriend of mine in college back in the late 80's told me this one...
A friend of hers FINALLY got a date with the guy she had been lusting for for months. Problem is, the night of the date, she was ill. Not wanting to ruin her chance, she decided to suck it up and go out anyway. She made it through the entire evening and they were sitting in his car in front of her house, when this incredible urge to fart came over her. She could not hold it back and unfortunately, being sick and all, it wasn't only a fart that came out, if you know what I mean.
End of date, end of relationship.
To: Fierce Allegiance
You're bad!!! oh so bad!!!
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:24:21 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Think of me what you will, I've found a little void to fill)
To: missyme
How about 18 and in the back of a 1976 Ford Pinto wagon?
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:25:32 AM PDT
by
Skooz
(Perverts used to have to hang around public toilets. Now, they run our schools - Travis McGee)
To: Conspiracy Guy
LOL..Nah Some Long Haired freaky person need not apply as they say!
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:25:46 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: conservativebabe
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:26:12 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Warning.... Contents under pressure....)
To: conservativebabe
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:26:17 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: ken5050
There is absolute truth to that statement. No question.
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:26:54 AM PDT
by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: conservativebabe
End of date, end of relationship.....End of back seat of the car
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:27:02 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: Skooz
HAHA..I never knew there was a Ford Pinto Wagon?/Must of been the Elite Model of Pintos!
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:27:06 AM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: Skooz
How about 18 and in the back of a 1976 Ford Pinto wagon? I'll let someone else make the joke about getting rear-ended.
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:27:19 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Michael Jackson is as innocent as O. J. Simpson.)
To: missyme
Until May 1972 that could have been me. Then again after May 1976 until June 1982, that could have been me.
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posted on
06/15/2005 10:27:48 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Warning.... Contents under pressure....)
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