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To All *Freepers* The worst date you have ever been on!
Vanity | June 15th,2005 | missyme/pissant

Posted on 06/15/2005 9:14:02 AM PDT by missyme

I am sure we all have some funny stories to share on this topic!


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To: MadIvan

Ivan..one suggestion for you....see if your video rental place has "Porky's"..giggling CAN be a blast...


181 posted on 06/15/2005 10:59:47 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: fredhead

Well done, good lad, the car is the correct colour too.

Regards, Ivan


182 posted on 06/15/2005 10:59:58 AM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: fredhead
Had one of these...did it on the hood...no room inside.

Why not? Put some Turtle Wax pads underneath, and when you're done the car'll be nicely buffed.

183 posted on 06/15/2005 11:00:17 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Michael Jackson is as innocent as O. J. Simpson.)
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To: ken5050
Ivan..one suggestion for you....see if your video rental place has "Porky's"..giggling CAN be a blast...

If she's trying to convince me of why Turkey should be allowed to join the European Union, sounding like she had a deep suck on a cannister of laughing gas is not a particularly good idea.

Regards, Ivan

184 posted on 06/15/2005 11:00:58 AM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: fredhead

and I once did it on the bonnet of a Morgan..she was an amputee.....(G)


185 posted on 06/15/2005 11:02:39 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: ken5050
FYI..I'm 6'4" and yes, it is possible in a VW Beetle..if, IF, she's a gymnast..

Now I'm thinking of Boxing Helena...

186 posted on 06/15/2005 11:05:21 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Michael Jackson is as innocent as O. J. Simpson.)
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To: missyme

I'm off...later..I expect this hits over 1000 by tonight, and then we have the overnight, er, west coast crew..


187 posted on 06/15/2005 11:05:22 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: Skooz

Hero? ROFL!! There were times "fear" was a factor.


188 posted on 06/15/2005 11:05:50 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: missyme

I only weighed 120 at the time.


189 posted on 06/15/2005 11:05:56 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: ken5050

HAHA..Maybe so! Have a good one!


190 posted on 06/15/2005 11:06:11 AM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: fredhead

Oh your'e the female....understand now...


191 posted on 06/15/2005 11:07:06 AM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: JoeSixPack1

I bet!


192 posted on 06/15/2005 11:07:46 AM PDT by Skooz (Perverts used to have to hang around public toilets. Now, they run our schools - Travis McGee)
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To: missyme

LOL!

When I was 18, I was 6'1" and weighed 155 lbs.
Size 28" jeans.

The possibilities were mind boggling.


193 posted on 06/15/2005 11:09:25 AM PDT by Skooz (Perverts used to have to hang around public toilets. Now, they run our schools - Travis McGee)
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To: ken5050; EX52D
SHOW US YOUR FEETS!!!!!


194 posted on 06/15/2005 11:12:32 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
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To: Skooz

You were a Thin young thang!


195 posted on 06/15/2005 11:12:58 AM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: ken5050
and I once did it on the bonnet of a Morgan..she was an amputee....

That one is still on my check list!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

You are my new Favorite FReeper!!!(and by the way are now added to the list)

}^)

196 posted on 06/15/2005 11:13:07 AM PDT by The SISU kid (Think of me what you will, I've found a little void to fill)
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To: dakine

I just read a story about you on another thread...

;-)

LOL!


197 posted on 06/15/2005 11:13:26 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
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To: missyme

No, I was 19, 5'6" and 120 lbs. Male, and in the Navy. Very skinny, didn't top 130 until after 30 years old. Don't ask what I weigh now (soo-eee).


198 posted on 06/15/2005 11:13:40 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Much easier on the eyes than post #54! ;)


199 posted on 06/15/2005 11:14:47 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: EX52D

The wreck of the Hesperous is much easier on the eyes than post 54.


200 posted on 06/15/2005 11:16:00 AM PDT by Skooz (Perverts used to have to hang around public toilets. Now, they run our schools - Travis McGee)
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