Posted on 06/15/2005 9:14:02 AM PDT by missyme
I am sure we all have some funny stories to share on this topic!
Don't let stature scare you...my ex-husband was 6'2" and I'm 5'1"...it all lines up if you know what I mean...LOL. ;)
Billy's at the bar,
He's been there all night.
First ten beers he's had,
Since her goodbye.
Hey, hey.
She left him broke in his new truck.
He don't smoke, but he lights one up.
Temporary fix for his heartache.
He's hurtin' bad, but he's feelin' great.
He's on the dance floor yellin': "Free Bird,"
Singin' off pitch but he knows every word.
Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight:
He's chasin' everything in sight.
He'll fall apart when he gets home,
But right now his worries are gone.
Life looks good, good, good:
Billy's got his beer goggles on.
Hey.
A lot of drunks get real mean:
They'll pick a fight over anything.
Billy wants to laugh, that's why he's here.
You won't see him cry unless you spill his beer.
He's on the dance floor yellin': "Free Bird,"
Singin' off pitch but he knows every word.
Grabs him another girl an' holds on tight:
Now he's chasin' everything in sight.
He'll fall apart when he gets home,
Right now his worries are gone.
Life looks good, good, good:
Billy's got his beer goggles on.
Instrumental break.
He's on the dance floor yellin': "Free Bird,"
Singin' off pitch but he knows every word.
Grabs him another girl an' holds on tight:
He don't see ugly through bloodshot eyes.
He'll fall apart when he gets home,
But right now his worries are gone.
'Cause life looks good, good, good;
So good, good, good;
Life looks good, good, good:
Billy's got his beer goggles on.
Whoo.
How many fingers am I holdin' up, Billy?
Get up, Billy.
Get up, get up.
Fortunately, not quite that bad. Still, I could talk about the woman I dated a long time ago whom I met, and was perfectly normal, and when we went out for our first date a week later, she had a cold sore that could have devoured Manchester, but never mind.
Regards, Ivan
Rule #3 of Dating- "You're Alone, I'm Alone Isn't Reason to Go Out".
Seriously, I had one guy call me and say "Hi, since you're alone and I'm alone, I thought we might go out". Ah, well, gee.... I hear Charles Manson is alone too...Same goes for Mother Teresa, maybe they should hook up.
They are concerned that by the time I get around to having grandchildren, they may be too elderly to enjoy my discomfort much.
Regards, Ivan
Describes my Wife & I to a T
8^)
"she had a cold sore that could have devoured Manchester"
LOL!
ROFLMAO...LOL..I just put a coke on the keyboard, via the nostrils....It HURTS, I'm laughing so hard..BTW, FYI..the last person to publicly admit to being a Theosophist was Sirhan Sirhan, and we klnow how he turned out....consider yourself lucky..
I am a bit of a Maverick myself. I am conservative on most issues that are non-social in nature. I never prejudge because I have been prejudged too many times. I am successful as well and I can't stand yes people. I hate a butt kisser more than any personality type.
You and I are probably a lot alike. But you're better looking.
"It all lines up if you know what I mean." LOL.
I'm 6'5" myself and once had a lady tell me we were all the same height lying down. I'll never forget it.
Paula Lerner....
Ahahaaaa! That's funny. Bet he thought he was being smooth.
Got to run.
Later
LOL...I wnt out with a guy who was so darn proud of his chest he kept telling me, you want to touch it???over and over I finally said damn do you want to touch mine OOPS!
not a good thing to say, frustrated at that point I guess.
De nada...
Good one.
How'd you keep from falling through???
"Anyone ever consider that maybe WE were the bad date at least once?"
Yeah. I had worked long hours during the week. Took my girlfriend out to the movies on Friday to see "Transylvania 6-5000". Fell asleep in the theater. She got mad because I was snoring.
True statement...
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