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(vanity) Just saw a "Triumph The Insult Comic Dog" segment on the Michael Jackson trial
6/10/05

Posted on 06/10/2005 4:18:41 PM PDT by martin_fierro

Just saw a "Triumph The Insult Comic Dog" segment on the Michael Jackson trial that will be sure to rival the "Revenge of the Star Wars Nerds".

Be on the lookout for a copy on the 'Net in the next few days. Funny stuff!


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: formetopoopon; triumph
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1 posted on 06/10/2005 4:18:42 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

How about a synopsis?


2 posted on 06/10/2005 4:21:28 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: martin_fierro
Triumph The Insult Comic Dog is a classic.

Here is one from Starwars: http://www.zongrila.com/media/TriumphAtStarWars.wmv

3 posted on 06/10/2005 4:23:21 PM PDT by Random Nonsense
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To: martin_fierro

Awesome, I can't wait to see it. When someone gets a link, please ping me or freepmail me to it :)


4 posted on 06/10/2005 4:23:56 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: martin_fierro
I saw it last night on Conan O'Brien. I was in tears of laughter. My stomach still hurts. It was an absolute hoot. I'm going to watch it again tonight.

Hilarious!

5 posted on 06/10/2005 4:31:25 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Leapfrog
How about a synopsis?

Same basic structure as "Star Wars Nerds": Get a public collection of freaks and losers, add one rubber dog head, and shake well.

For me, the highlight was when Triumph was trying to coax a stupid answer out of an older woman dressed in a clown suit and carrying a Michael Jackson marionette.

Trying to salvage her little remaining senf respect, the woman archly said, "I don't speak to dogs like you."

Triumph shot back: "Yeah, you wouldn't want to ruin your dignity or anything."

6 posted on 06/10/2005 4:37:05 PM PDT by martin_fierro (KnockKnock/Who's there?/Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak Who?")
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To: martin_fierro

Link on upper left corner of this page:

www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/index.shtml


7 posted on 06/10/2005 4:42:17 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (L'chaim!)
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To: Random Nonsense
Funny! That's a keeper.

Triump says the the pregnant lady, "Oh, a future nerd." Lol.

8 posted on 06/10/2005 4:46:18 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Trillian; 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; albee; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; annyokie; Augustus McCrae; ...

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

VIDEO HERE (works better with MSIE)

9 posted on 06/10/2005 4:51:45 PM PDT by martin_fierro (KnockKnock/Who's there?/Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak Who?")
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To: LibFreeOrDie

I wish they showed the whole thing. It got much funnier.


10 posted on 06/10/2005 4:51:58 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: martin_fierro

That was funny!


11 posted on 06/10/2005 4:52:39 PM PDT by tiredoflaundry (I hate Hurricane Season!)
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To: Random Nonsense

That has to be the best triumph bit ever. The line to end all lines from that one- when he says to the star wars fanboy in the Darth Vader outfit "which one of these buttons calls your mom to come pick you up?"


12 posted on 06/10/2005 4:56:48 PM PDT by timtoews5292004
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To: martin_fierro

Thanks!


13 posted on 06/10/2005 5:00:25 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: MotleyGirl70; timtoews5292004
no worries mates :)
14 posted on 06/10/2005 5:06:02 PM PDT by Random Nonsense
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To: timtoews5292004
Or when the Storm Trooper says to Triump, "...you'd be good on a bun with some mustard and sauerkraut" and Triump says, "what are you Korean?"

Triump: "May the force be with you...for me to poop on."

15 posted on 06/10/2005 5:10:30 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: martin_fierro

I liked it when he asked the MJ impersonator - with a very strangely sculpted fake nose - if he could sing like Michael, and the guy sang a few lines. Triumph asked if he could moonwalk, and the impersonator moonwalked a little. Then Triumph asked him if he could masturbate while watching "Home Alone." The fellow did not seem amused.


16 posted on 06/10/2005 5:15:45 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer

I liked the line about ,"YOu've been following this trial for a long time, on a scale of 1 to 10, how old would you
say Michael Jackson's boyfriend is?"


17 posted on 06/10/2005 5:17:50 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

What fascinated me was that Michael's fans glared at the puppet, flipped the bird to the puppet and spoke to the puppet - not to the guy actually talking in "Triumph's" voice, holding the microphone with his hand up the puppet's rear (another Triumph joke about what he and MJ had in common, by the way).


18 posted on 06/10/2005 5:22:41 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Random Nonsense

That was funny!


19 posted on 06/10/2005 5:25:32 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Extraordinary Circumstances- proving PT Barnum was right..)
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To: martin_fierro

On a scale from 1 to 10 - How old is Michael's Boyfriend?

LOL!!!!

That's GREAT stuff!


20 posted on 06/10/2005 5:30:15 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Ailerons make the world go 'round!)
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