Posted on 06/10/2005 4:18:41 PM PDT by martin_fierro
Just saw a "Triumph The Insult Comic Dog" segment on the Michael Jackson trial that will be sure to rival the "Revenge of the Star Wars Nerds".
Be on the lookout for a copy on the 'Net in the next few days. Funny stuff!
How about a synopsis?
Here is one from Starwars: http://www.zongrila.com/media/TriumphAtStarWars.wmv
Awesome, I can't wait to see it. When someone gets a link, please ping me or freepmail me to it :)
Hilarious!
Same basic structure as "Star Wars Nerds": Get a public collection of freaks and losers, add one rubber dog head, and shake well.
For me, the highlight was when Triumph was trying to coax a stupid answer out of an older woman dressed in a clown suit and carrying a Michael Jackson marionette.
Trying to salvage her little remaining senf respect, the woman archly said, "I don't speak to dogs like you."
Triumph shot back: "Yeah, you wouldn't want to ruin your dignity or anything."
Link on upper left corner of this page:
www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/index.shtml
Triump says the the pregnant lady, "Oh, a future nerd." Lol.
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I wish they showed the whole thing. It got much funnier.
That was funny!
That has to be the best triumph bit ever. The line to end all lines from that one- when he says to the star wars fanboy in the Darth Vader outfit "which one of these buttons calls your mom to come pick you up?"
Thanks!
Triump: "May the force be with you...for me to poop on."
I liked it when he asked the MJ impersonator - with a very strangely sculpted fake nose - if he could sing like Michael, and the guy sang a few lines. Triumph asked if he could moonwalk, and the impersonator moonwalked a little. Then Triumph asked him if he could masturbate while watching "Home Alone." The fellow did not seem amused.
I liked the line about ,"YOu've been following this trial for a long time, on a scale of 1 to 10, how old would you
say Michael Jackson's boyfriend is?"
What fascinated me was that Michael's fans glared at the puppet, flipped the bird to the puppet and spoke to the puppet - not to the guy actually talking in "Triumph's" voice, holding the microphone with his hand up the puppet's rear (another Triumph joke about what he and MJ had in common, by the way).
That was funny!
On a scale from 1 to 10 - How old is Michael's Boyfriend?
LOL!!!!
That's GREAT stuff!
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