How about a synopsis?
Same basic structure as "Star Wars Nerds": Get a public collection of freaks and losers, add one rubber dog head, and shake well.
For me, the highlight was when Triumph was trying to coax a stupid answer out of an older woman dressed in a clown suit and carrying a Michael Jackson marionette.
Trying to salvage her little remaining senf respect, the woman archly said, "I don't speak to dogs like you."
Triumph shot back: "Yeah, you wouldn't want to ruin your dignity or anything."