I liked it when he asked the MJ impersonator - with a very strangely sculpted fake nose - if he could sing like Michael, and the guy sang a few lines. Triumph asked if he could moonwalk, and the impersonator moonwalked a little. Then Triumph asked him if he could masturbate while watching "Home Alone." The fellow did not seem amused.
I liked the line about ,"YOu've been following this trial for a long time, on a scale of 1 to 10, how old would you
say Michael Jackson's boyfriend is?"