**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINES THREAD - LITE ****

All of us ^ | 6/10/05 | F/A

[Fierce Allegiance]

TheBigB has given me the go-ahead to put up this weeks OFST. Thanks, B! Hurry back!

Last week we had some rough spots, so R-Q-TEK86 had the following ground-rules suggestion for this weeks thread:

By entering this silly thread, I promise to…

Honor the spirit of silliness. Eat Spam, eggs, Spam, Spam and Spam. Not ask to see any of Jersey Republican Biker Chick’s body parts. Stand on my desk, flap my arms and make sounds like a chicken. Spew milk through my nose at something ArGee posts. Make at least one blonde joke. Post a joke that makes people groan. Ponder the question “Is ‘Civil Engineer’ an oxymoron?” Try to solve the mystery of who ctlpdad really is. Make a reference to AYBABTU. Disavow everything that Howard Dean stands for. Post a “Pearls Before Swine” cartoon (Dog Gone only). Make the guy in the next cubicle wonder what’s so funny. Post a picture of my favorite refreshing beverage. Quack like the Aflac duck. Not post gratuitous cheesecake or beefcake pictures. Tell JimWforBush a joke about engineers. Make a pun. Use “series” instead of “serious” and “hugh” instead of “huge”. Ask r-q-tek86 if all architects are gay. Stand facing the back of the elevator on the way back from lunch. Post a picture that made me snort the first time I saw it. Do a silly walk. Make an obscure reference to “Young Frankenstein”. Ignore this thread.

[Fierce Allegiance]

[Dashing Dasher]

That was me... taking pix...

[ArGee]

Is THAT what Algore looks like now?

Shalom.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"What the OFST means to me"

I have been trying to find the right words all morning in hopes that "B" would come back. Well, I am not sure what to say to accomplish that, but I will try.

This thread is a place to let loose, have fun, and forget the crappy work week that just passed. It is a distraction from all of the problems that go on in everyday life. It is necessary for my sanity, which is barely holding on most of the time.

Please come back "B" we all miss you!!

[JimWforBush]

"That was me... taking pix..."

So you're the one I should feel sorry for, lol.

[Dashing Dasher]

That's it!!!

[raivyn]

Oh no! I'm late... did I miss much?

I personally prefer to use "cereal" instead of "serious".

[Dashing Dasher]

Third broken camera this week....

LOL!!!

[uvular]

Does anyone remember an act from the Gong Show, I believe, where a guy had 4 life sized puppets attached to him and danced to Jackson 5 songs? Gosh, I'd love to see that again!

[ArGee]

I love wiring diagrams, especially in color. I have dozens on my bar down cellar.

Ummm.... Er...... Yeah! Me too! I love wiring diagrams. Color wiring diagrams in fact.

Is that MY phone ringing?

Bye.

Shalom.

[raivyn]

You could tell me that was directions to your house, and I would believe you. That picture make no cents to me!

[najida]

I meant to ping you!

SORRY!

WHAAHHH

[Fierce Allegiance]

did I miss much

Only 286 posts.

[day10]

[ArGee]

Looks like we'll have to behave today. :(

Maybe we can pretend we posted the picture and then comment on the pretend picture. It would go like this.

<Picture of Jennifer Ellison in a bikini here>

Shalom.

[Dashing Dasher]

Didn't I ping you?

I meant to... honest!

[JimWforBush]

[Dashing Dasher]

Who is Jennifer Ellison and why is she in a bikini?

[MamaTexan]

My classic work shirt says "I see drunk people".

ROFL!

Have you ever been to tshirthell.com?

VERY funny stuff. Not nice OR pc...but funny nevertheless!