Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
You mean you are a slow dip?
I have met some of those before, but I don't think they knew they were slow.
Don't let your elephant mouth overload your parakeet arse!
(:-P)
Absolutely!!! And you know what they say about Scorpios ;-) (have I mentioned my appreciation of your earlier pics?)
"Try getting drunk, dirty and sore, all at once."
JRBC You are my idol !!
LOL, my BIL called me last night to re-do his roof. I told him I need 4 willing & able laborers, all the materials and beer. No one drinks before noon, though. (OH, BTW, we start 1/2 hour before first light.)
I want to get paid $100 in fireworks, beer & icecream.
Regards, Ivan
ROFL!
Yeah...but FReepers knew it already!
:)
=^)
I say it as I see it.
I had 'em fooled at work.
I'm sure Mamatexan agrees! LOL
I say it as I see it.
I'm having circulation problems!
Yer my kinda handyman!!
I've got a b'zillion things to do, but baseboards are goin' in on Monday so I'VE GOT to finish the tiling.
Don't wanna, but I gotta.
*Snort!* Yeah, right buddy, you keep your little illusion...
The mechanic raised up from under my hood
He shook his head and said, 'This ain't good
Your timing belt's done, shrunk one size too small
Those spark plug wires are a little too long
And your main prodsponder's nearly gone
Your injector ports are stripped and that ain't all.'
'The torque converter's runnin' low on torque
And that water pump's nearly down a quart
But we caught it all in time so you're in luck'
He said, 'I've got the time and I've got the parts
Just give me the word and I'm ready to start
I think we can bring her in for eight hundred bucks.'
But don't be downhearted, I can fix it for you, sonny
It won't take too long, it'll just take money.....
I'm in the thriving metropolis of Bellevue, WA. But I better check get my wife to sign off on this first! LOL
Just wait till tomorrow to grout. You kinda have to anyway, though.
A short busser! ;o)
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