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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; thag
Don't kiss and tell, Thag.
801
posted on
06/03/2005 1:31:11 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Well you wouldn't need to do a 180 for a spankin'... LOL
802
posted on
06/03/2005 1:31:20 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: Auntbee
I don't know whether to get drunk tonight or thin-set down tile...
Hmmm,
backbreaking work,
Alcohol
getting dirty and sore,
getting drunk
Decisions decisions.....
803
posted on
06/03/2005 1:31:24 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: The SISU kid
That describes you perfectly. :-)
804
posted on
06/03/2005 1:31:37 PM PDT
by
SilentServiceCPOWife
(A round of ruby red Sharpies for everyone, barkeep.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
What happened to the shower head being a womens best friend?
No man can beat the "pulse"! LOL
To: MamaTexan
We'll pass pissant around, too- he can be the dip :) oohhhh, yummy!!!
806
posted on
06/03/2005 1:31:59 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Lady Jag
Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
alternate answer
A. They both are flying out past Uranus looking for Klingons.
Did you hear that Dolly Parton was getting into the retail mega-store business? She has bought Big Lots, Harris Teeter, and Piggly Wiggly. The new stores will be called Big Wiggly Teeters.
807
posted on
06/03/2005 1:32:00 PM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Well, like I said before I say what is on my mind.
808
posted on
06/03/2005 1:32:03 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: MamaTexan
You gals can pass me around all right, but you'll get more than a quick dip! ;o)
809
posted on
06/03/2005 1:32:28 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: najida
Why do today that you can put off tomorrow? Tile tomorrow!
810
posted on
06/03/2005 1:32:52 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Yup. Benefits of marriage.
811
posted on
06/03/2005 1:32:57 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: pissant
I'll be the judge of that. ;)
812
posted on
06/03/2005 1:33:45 PM PDT
by
EX52D
Comment #813 Removed by Moderator
To: Auntbee
814
posted on
06/03/2005 1:33:47 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: MamaTexan
"We'll pass pissant around, too-" he can be the dip :)"
I cannot stop laughing long enough to type. I laughed so loud everyone knows I am crazy!!!
815
posted on
06/03/2005 1:33:53 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Here's $200, that oughta cover it. (door slamming)
:)
816
posted on
06/03/2005 1:34:14 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity* ..... nor am I a 'person' as defined and/or created by law!)
To: TheBigB
Did someone say Star Wars?
Regards, Ivan
817
posted on
06/03/2005 1:34:17 PM PDT
by
MadIvan
(You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
To: najida
I knew you would do the right thing.
818
posted on
06/03/2005 1:34:29 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: pissant
18 minutes a day is all we ask....
(sorry Sean ;) )
819
posted on
06/03/2005 1:35:04 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: najida
Try getting drunk, dirty and sore, all at once. Fun is how you make it and who you make it with!!!
820
posted on
06/03/2005 1:35:19 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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