Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.
alternate answer
A. They both are flying out past Uranus looking for Klingons.
Did you hear that Dolly Parton was getting into the retail mega-store business? She has bought Big Lots, Harris Teeter, and Piggly Wiggly. The new stores will be called Big Wiggly Teeters.
Know why Dolly Parton's husband has a mustache?