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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: MamaTexan
I meant hall, as in pool hall. Just get the heck out! ;o)
781
posted on
06/03/2005 1:24:40 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Nah, the race. Okay, Mr. Picky Pants :)
The-race-or-whatever-sport-of-your-choice-that-probably-involves-blood-fire-or-at-least-lots-of-grunting!
:-P
782
posted on
06/03/2005 1:25:05 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity* ..... nor am I a 'person' as defined and/or created by law!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
783
posted on
06/03/2005 1:25:14 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: Auntbee
"Let me at him first. You're married, I'm not. I need the practice." Don't wear him out too badly, leave me something to have fun with!
784
posted on
06/03/2005 1:25:14 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: EX52D
785
posted on
06/03/2005 1:26:27 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: MamaTexan
Much better. Oh, and pick me up some beer while you're out. Here's $200, that oughta cover it.
786
posted on
06/03/2005 1:26:37 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
You have a healthy imagination.
No peelers, but eyeballs may be used as a garnish.
787
posted on
06/03/2005 1:26:38 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: Pookyhead
"I need more cow bell!"
Love Christopher Walken on SNL!
788
posted on
06/03/2005 1:27:00 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Okay. I can share. But, once he's had me he won't need you!
789
posted on
06/03/2005 1:27:06 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Lady Jag
I would have become a doctor if I knew I would never have to deal with eyeballs.
790
posted on
06/03/2005 1:28:04 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Auntbee
Well dang woman,
Feelin' mighty sure of yerself, ain't ya!
791
posted on
06/03/2005 1:28:18 PM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Auntbee; thag
Yes thag, we womenfold like divers! Scuba anyone?
792
posted on
06/03/2005 1:28:20 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: pissant
Pissant you know better than posting 13 yr olds, don't want to be like another freeper dude on this post?
793
posted on
06/03/2005 1:28:25 PM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: Auntbee; thag
"Okay. I can share. But, once he's had me he won't need you!" Is that true thag? :o(
794
posted on
06/03/2005 1:28:52 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton
Well, Sonic does have really good limeades! ;)
795
posted on
06/03/2005 1:29:34 PM PDT
by
raivyn
(I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
To: najida
Heck, yeah!! And I haven't had anything to drink yet.
796
posted on
06/03/2005 1:29:41 PM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Not to be too prudish, but isn't this the same kind of stuff B was was unhappy about earlier? It may not be graphics, but it is quite graphic.
Just a thought, not bitching, mind you.
797
posted on
06/03/2005 1:30:06 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
"I would have become a doctor if I knew I would never have to deal with eyeballs."Rumor has it, that you play doctor often.
798
posted on
06/03/2005 1:30:15 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: missyme; Mr. Jeeves
13? I sure hope not. Thank goodness they are clothed. Maybe Mr. Jeeves knows!
799
posted on
06/03/2005 1:30:40 PM PDT
by
pissant
(forget the darn fish!)
To: najida; pissant
We can just pass him around like a bag of Fritos. We'll pass pissant around, too-
he can be the dip :)
800
posted on
06/03/2005 1:31:02 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a *legal entity* ..... nor am I a 'person' as defined and/or created by law!)
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